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A Little Lesson In Car Insurance

BB Insurance,
Not the best that you can find,
Not the worst one by a long way,
But a little bit behind the good old

AA Insurance.
Still, the BB price stays low,
With no radioactive jackets.
I think you know where to go for your

Car insurance.

I think you and me all wish
That we'd be served a different dish
From bad insurance adverts
Trying to prove that they're the best.

At BB, though, they all play fair,
Don't try to catch you unaware,
They very plainly say
That they're just like all the rest. Except for

AA Insurance -
No-one ever can beat that!
As widely known a statement
As 'The cat sat on the mat.' But still, at

BB Insurance,
You'll get a better value deal,
Helping you save money,
Helping you to 'keep it real', and keep

Car insurance.

Author notes

Don't worry, I took my pills this morning.
Written May 2nd, 2006

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  • Humma Shiemo
    May 8, 2006
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    *bows*


  • GodforsakenTRAGEDY
    May 3, 2006
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    *cackles* heehee, nice one! this made me giggle too!


  • May 3, 2006
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    I really like this! It really gives an idea of what happens between companies, and how shallow the whole game really is! Nice work!


  • Bryter Layter
    May 3, 2006
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    Yup.

    Made me giggle.
    DO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO TALK TO? A SHOULDER TO CRY ON? Well, piss off and call BB Insurance :|


  • Humma Shiemo
    May 2, 2006
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    Don't these flowers really remind you of the AA adverts? Anybody?

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