Enter now, the sorceress Storm
Kicking dust up in a swarm
"King Darker, I am here to serve
To give King Lio what he deserves"
I see he has some plans to flee
But he hasn't met the likes of me
For as he mounts his trusted steed
He'll find himself stuck to the seat
And as his horse begins to run
This Storm will start her evil fun
I'll turn the sky as black as night
He'll never see that tree in sight
When suddenly we hear a thwap
To the ground, King Lio flopped
Saddle stuck upon his ass
Clouded by the Dark King's gas
I sent ants marching one by one
For their Lio feast has now begun
I thought it just a tad bit funny
The glue in his saddle was sweetened honey
And the thermos of coffee Lio took
Was hexed by me with gobbeldy-gook
In his Kingly suit, he started to twitch
Filled it with mites to make him itch
Once more, King Lio gently sat down
Upon his face was a revolting frown
And suddenly as he started to cry
Looked up to the heavens, shouting out "WHY?"
In a voice that echoed through the air
I shouted to Lio, I cover King Darker's lair
I'm sorceress Storm, taste my fury
My wraths just begun, you better worry
Author notes
Sorceress Storm at your service
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Written April 30th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
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HEAR YE HEAR ye! A MESSAGE FROM KING DARKER KNIGHT
I got problems, tang. becuase of work, i may not be able to come back onlne until most likely NEXT weekend. I am going to try to colab my contest with soemone. i guess they will have to figure soemthing out. i'm gonna miss out on the fun. i will try to comeback online as soon as i can. most likely on saturday afternoon or sunday night, but will only be for a few minutes. I hate working 20 hour days. talk to ya later. please let everyone know ok? sorry, cum. i was really looking forward to this war.
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Cheers
Yes Storm let it roam
let him have it and then once more.
Witch Raven
aka
TearsofRoses
Teresa -
LOL, thanks for commenting, appreciate it.
Sorceress Storm -
You must be King Darker's right hand! This is funny and I could see those mites justa crawlin and creeping. Now I must go do a head count so the lice don't get away! I hope you get gold and a plush chair to watch the festivities
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lio feast! love it we shall eat them up! great work this is good luck!!
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Oh Sorceress Storm,
So this is why I've been trying to get King Darker to kiss my Royal Behindness. (rubs bottom) Phew! I can tell he's been here too!
King Lio Ring -
Oh damn this is funny. Oh yeesh I started to write this ten minutes ago. Ok ok now my stomach hurts. Good luck in the contest.
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