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Voluptuous Floozies Beg George!

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They gathered on the capitol lawn,
people cheered and egged them on.
These women from so many places,
makeup thick upon their brave pretty faces.

They  begged, cajoled and pleaded,
wearing costumes intricately beaded.
Prancing and whirling in the grass,
making damn sure to show some ass.

While the right wing shouted sanctimonious jeers,
the left wing raised lusty loud cheers.
At these women shaking their hooters,
for the crowd, and excited horn tooters.

Rove and Cheney were conveniently away,
so, poor George didn’t know what to say.
His jaw fell open wide in surprise,
while dear Laura just covered her eyes.

New territory they sought to forge,
these voluptuous floozies begging George.
Seeking to put an end to this illegal war,
as they traveled from shore to shore.







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  • XxAlishaxBentleyxX
    March 10, 2007
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    Good job!

    Thanks for entering my contest


  • AgeofAquarius
    August 9, 2006
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    X cellente!!

    LoL...great write Penny...makes a statement ...but more about the nonsense then the sense..

    Doesnt take anything away from the message though...

    WRITE ONN!!!


  • hoodoolover silver member
    May 6, 2006
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    'Twas my pleasure, thanks for hosting!


  • FloridaGatorQueen silver member
    May 6, 2006
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    LOL This is way funny. I like anything that makes fun of George Bush. Because he is ticking me off with the gas prices. Evil man!!! Keep up the awesome poetry!!! Thank you for entering my contest.


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 30, 2006
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    Thanks Janet for your very creative welcome


  • Iohagh
    April 30, 2006
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    I
    too
    wonder
    where's that girl
    who served Bill Clinton
    our commander's needs
    to do what must be done
    succor peace by other means.

    A Fibonacci and welcome. Smoosh Janet


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 30, 2006
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    Thanks ea, oh what that button and our white house hath sprung lose in me, thanks for the opportunity, lol

  • ea silver member
    April 30, 2006
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    Great political humor for a piece of Americana known as "Vote for Barry Goldwater". LMAO. You did well, my friend. I can't tell you how much I enjoyed the variety of entries. Thank you so much!


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 29, 2006
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    hee hee hee, yes wouldn't that be fun!


  • angelsvoice63
    April 29, 2006
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    Wow sister this is great!!!!!! lol totally loved it, id liek to shake my boobs at george and knock his ass out! until the election is over lol


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 29, 2006
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    ahahaha, oneslowtyper, you are so right about that, lol, thanks for the laugh, lol

  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 29, 2006
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    hee hee hee, lol, this was great fun, I am glad you enjoyed this, I, too am waiting with "bated" breath to discover the meaning for ea of this pin, Pennye


  • No deliverance
    April 29, 2006
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    Oh this is just an amazing interpretation of the pin!!!
    Couldn't do any better
    Can't wait until ea discloses the secret
    Great and funny way of protestation
    Best of luck
    ~Hana~

  • oneslowtyper
    April 28, 2006
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    But you still wouldn't be as big of a BOOB as GB.


  • NoWayJo
    April 28, 2006
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    sure...right after I go for some silicone DDD breast surgery!!!

    Jo


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 28, 2006
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    Lol, thanks for reading Jo, I think it's worth a try, want to join me??? LOL

  • NoWayJo
    April 28, 2006
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    I could almost see the smile on your face as you were writing this poem! you think this kind of protest-scheme might work?

    Jo


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 28, 2006
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    Lmao, I got you on the list,

  • oneslowtyper
    April 28, 2006
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    LOL - sign me up for that protest march, at least as a wide-eyed innocent observer.


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 28, 2006
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    Yes, I can't wait to see what this means for ea!


  • Eyes Of Rain
    April 28, 2006
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    Lmao Nice one.
    Danged if ea ain't driving me crazy trying to figure this thing out, how about you?
    Best of luck.
    Smoosh
    ~Sherry~


  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 28, 2006
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    Yes, thanks dutch, I appreciate your comments, and am glad you enjoyed this!


  • dutch2lips gold member
    April 28, 2006
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    oh this is so funny with a very strong and serious undertone, end this stupid fighting fitted into a joking jacket, well done!! and thank you so much for sharing.

  • hoodoolover silver member
    April 28, 2006
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    Thanks so much for your comment, I usually don't write humorous things, so this was kind of different for me, I am so glad you liked it!


  • FirstScript
    April 28, 2006
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    Hehe... It is a fun contest indeed... I wish I had a talent for writing humorous poems... as it happens I can't so I end up with something serious... Liked this one lots! Great work


  • godsshoeshine
    April 28, 2006
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    Love it. I usually have long, intriquete comments... this time all there really is to say is.. i f***ing love it. I could just imagine that idiot's (george) face as big tittied wome n prance in front of him begging him to end the war. He would probably throw holy water on them!
    I really enjoyed this.
    made me laugh which is a plus in my book.

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