Dictionary Deffinitions

A couple of Dictionary Deffinitions that make me laugh everytime i hear them


TROWEL

  1. A flat-bladed hand tool for leveling, spreading, or shaping substances such as cement or mortar.
  2. A small implement with a pointed, scoop-shaped blade used for digging, as in setting plants.
  3. A hilariously funny word, used to punctuate sentences, or simply to make Iona laugh

BOOBEH

  1.  A person regarded as stupid.
  2. Any of several tropical sea birds of the genus Sula, resembling and related to the gannets.
  3. A derogatory term used to describe female breasts
  4. When whispered by Pav, an extremely sexual word that makes even the worst day seem a whole lot brighter

JISM
 
  1. A derogatory term used to describe male semen
  2. In Pavs top 10 word list

FLAPS

  1. A flat, usually thin piece attached at only one side.
  2. A projecting or hanging piece usually intended to double over and protect or cover: the flap of an envelope.
  3.
        1. The act of waving or fluttering: the flap of the flag in the wind.
        2. The sound produced by this motion.
  4. A blow given with something flat; a slap.
  5. A variable control surface on the trailing edge of an aircraft wing, used primarily to increase lift or drag.
  6. Either of the folded ends of a book jacket that fit inside the front and back covers.
  7. Medicine. Tissue that has been partially detached and used in surgical grafting to fill an adjacent defect or cover the cut end of a bone after amputation.
  8. Linguistics. A sound articulated by a single, quick touch of the tongue against the teeth or alveolar ridge, as (t) in water. Also called tap1.
  9. Informal. A commotion or disturbance: a flap in Congress over the defense budget.
 10. Word of the decade