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Fluff, the tragic madam
Lived on her knees
And brought delight
Both day and night
To those who paid her fees.
Little Jackie Horny
Loved that rascal Fluff
But he was only ten tears old
And not quite old enough.
A hooker lives forever
But no so little boys.
Baseball gloves
Give way to love
And other manly toys.
With puberty behind him
Our boy could now be brave.
He looked up Fluff
And, sure enough,
He slipped into her cave.
Fluff the tragic madam
Comes around no more.
She is in that special place
Reserved for saints and whores.
Little Jackie Horny
Always will recall
That Fluff the tragic madam was
The greatest of them all!
Author notes
For my prize I would like to meet Fluff! (or the baby elephant label pin)
Written April 26th, 2006
A contest entry
- Pick a Prize (Audio) Contest by galfalfa.
300 points, ended May 9, 2006, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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You're giving me the giggles today!
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I thought this was sweet. However I am shocked that little Jacky Horny was so precocious. But one he got older he could investigate her cave.
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Too funny!
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forever on my mind as I think of all the love shared freely from spirit within ^*^
just love how your way of bringing beautiful memories of songs that hold a part of the treasure chest of soul in our hearts love to ya
Love*Light*Peace
Pauline ^8^ -
ha ha I bet Paul Stookie would love to hear what you did with this Not lol I am beginning to see why your the balladeer nice one
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Puff the Fluffy Dragon takes on a whole new meaning doesn't it?
This seriously clever and devilishly delightful to read and listen to. Good luck in the contest.
Sincerely,
Leo Long -
I will NEVER be able to listen to Puff the Magic Dragon the same way ever again.
Oh boy, this was truly one hilariously and cleverly written piece. You really cracked me up!
~ John
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Lol... Michael, loved this take on Puff the Magic Dragon... one of my most favorite tunes. As for Peter, Paul and Mary... if they ever stop laughing, they just MIGT forgive you
And now we know where all good whores end up, right up there with the oter saints... I bet Little Jacky Horny would agree
Love this
Dee
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Mike the local ballad
singer of AP
wrote a song
to sing along
and made me want to Pee!!
LOL
Von
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You are cute lol.. but I am getting a riot outta symitar she is on a roll
hehehe Pj's
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not just another piece of lint
I always wondered where that saying 'just a piece of fluff' came from.. now I know!!!
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LMAO..why you naughty boy you
A cave? What kind of a turn on is a cave? Ahem..she spread her legs provocatively...which revealed - her honey pot? her womanhood? Nope, her dark dank cave that could hold a car and two motor bikes -so Jackie dove in and was never heard from again Loved it - i never knew you had this in you..LOL
As for you prize - vonnie and i will scour the phone books for this Fluff woman
thanks for your entry!
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