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Thanks for the Enemas - the song

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Thanks.....for the enemas
The way you placed the hose
Toward only Heaven knows
I never knew
When you were through
A good thing, I suppose

I thank you.....so much.

Thanks for the -oscopathies
The colon- and sigmoid-
The way you filled my void
The way your hands
Caressed my glands
Including my thyroid

I thank you.....so much.

I just came by for a checkup.
I only had pains from the neck up.
I didn't know
You would torture me so...
Now it's all done
And it was NO fun...

And

Thanks for the x-rays, too
And all those MRI's
Along with two GI's.
I drank that chalk
And couldn't talk
Without tears in my eyes...

I thank you.....so much.

Author notes

For my prize I would like for galfalfa to be my maid for a week - or the deluxe cowhand!!!!
Written April 26th, 2006

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  • Jaded Lily gold member
    July 22, 2006
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    Wow! With friends like you have, you sure as heck don't need enemas. yeah, yeah, I know...you've heard them all before..been lubed and probed galore...but hey, I thank you, so much.... for the this was just great!
    Loved it!

    Love and Blessings,

    Lily ♥


  • catz Moderators member
    April 26, 2006
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    Will you never cease, Michael... I'm laughing so hard my sides hurt. I've been having Sal listen to these, too.... he's wondering what the Hell kind of site I'm patronizing... LOL... but he's still laughing

    So now it's gal for a week of...ummm.. maidly duties..
    Good luck in the contest

    Dee


  • rufina caraid gold member
    April 26, 2006
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    thank you for entering
    you really made me smile
    you went that extra mile
    I loved this and enjoyed it so
    you put a smile upon my dial
    We thank you sooooooo much

    Feel free to sing along lol

    Von


  • galfalfa gold member
    April 26, 2006
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    Bob Hope aint got nuttin on you - this was perfect! You've got me giggling here! What a fun listen..thanks for having the noive to sing and a dash of humour is right up my alley May i say this was a gas? Or that you cracked me up?
    I suppose you think you can play with the cowhand while i wait on you hand and foot? Why, i'd turn you from a cowhand into a cowpoke..poking you to get up and get it yourself
    I loved this and enjoyed it..my cheeks are hurting now
    thank you for entering!