Bride em' cowboy

                     BRIDE EM' COWBOY
 

  Hey There, Lil Lady. What's a Filly Like You Doing
in a Place Like This?
  I'm Looking For a Cowboy, Just Like You! Who Can
Rope and Ride, Yet Knows How to Kiss.
  Well I'll Tell You Ma'am! I've Ridden the Range and
Wrangled the Cattle, and Little Lady I Don't Believe
in the Word Divorce,
  I Like What I'm Hearing, Tex! I Love a Gentle Hand
After a Hard Cattle Drive, and I Don't Care If You're
Hung Like a Horse.
  That's Music too My Ears, Darlin'! But No Worries
There, When the Dust Settles, You'll Be Glad I Rode
Into Town,
  You Make Me Smile When I Gaze Into Those Big Blue
Eyes, I'm Just Happy You're a Rodeo Star and Not a
Rodeo Clown.
  I've Dreamed of a Woman Like You as I Lay Out Under
the Stars, the Coyotes Can Hear My Howl,
  I Love the Idea of Being Your Fantasy When the
Campfire Goes Dim, I Hope You Brought a Towel.
  The Trail Was Rough, the Sun was Hot, It Was Like I
Could See You Waving as If a Distant Mirage,
  Well You're Home Now , Baby! I'll Ease Those Aching
Muscles with a Nice Hot Bath, and a Tender Massage.
  Sounds Good to Me, Lil Lady! I'll Return the Favor
and Up the Ante, By Giving You Riding Lessons and the
Wonders of Side Saddle,
  Oh, Sweetie! I Know How to Ride, You'll Take Lessons
from Me, For Better or Worse, We'll Both Win Half the
Battle.
  Step Into the Ring, I Thee Wed, My Lariat Pulling
You Close, and Into My Arms So Tight,
  Too Have and Too Hold, Cowboy! I'm Far From a
Bucking Horse, I'll Hardly Put Up a Fight.
  In Sickness and Health, 'Til Death Do Us Part! Many
Happy Trails We Both Shall Share,
  I Do! I Do! Side by Side Into the Sunset We'll Ride,
You My Sexy Stallion, Me Your Lovely Mare.
  I Love You! With unBRIDlEd Passion, My Only Reason
too Live,
  I Love You! My Horse Well GROOMed, My Eternal Love
too Give.
  AHEM! I Now Pronounce You Husband and Wife!
  Thank You Pastor! We'll Take It From Here, My
Stetson Hiding the Best Kiss of Our Life.