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It's funny and unusual

It is a hot summer day and Dog 1 is snoozing when he's suddenly awoken by Dog 2

Dog 2(cheerfully) hey Dog 1 wake up I've got news!

Dog 1: (groggily) what? what's going on (annoyed):0 what do you want you flea bag

Dog 2: shut up and listen for a moment (silence) I SAID SHUT UP!!! oh rite... ummmm ya I'm getting married to Sophie

(Dog 1 looked at his friend suddenly awake now)

Dog 1: could you repeat that again?

Dog 2: I said I'm getting married to Sophie

Dog 1: OK let me get this straight, you are happy because you are gonna get married to Sophie

Dog 2: Uh-huh

Dog  1: who is the one of the prettiest female animals I know

Dog 2: yup

Dog 1: who is also the sexiest

Dog 2 definitely

Dog 1 (shouting): WHO IS ALSO A CAT!!! No way man, you are so lucky well congratulations dude I'm proud of you (gives Dog 2 a hug) I'll be there when is the date??

Dog 2: Oh really man, that is so awesome the date is- (Dog 1 interrupts)

Dog 1: I'M KIDDING YOU MORON!!! cats are meant to be chased not married, how did you... never mind just get out of my face before I imagine you as a cat

Dog 2:I don't believe you man, you're supposed to be my best friend and you're acting like this it's not fair

Dog 1: Oh man I'm so sorry you're right I'll come to your wedding with my fork and knife to eat you bride. Now get before i change my mind

(Dog 2 walks away sadly)

Dog 1(muttering): waking me up to tell me you're getting worried to cat (looking up) what's the world turning to (shakes his head and closes his eye)

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Written April 23rd, 2006

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  • whispernthedark Greeters member
    September 6, 2008

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    Um, I'm not even gonna lie... don't get this... maybe a little societal piece on racism but that is even pushing it...

    ♥
    whisper


  • the atlantic
    August 23, 2008
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    i'm so confused


  • Koromone
    May 18, 2006
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    lolz thanks u know ur name reminds me of d guy in lost series i know it's random but ya


  • sawyer
    May 17, 2006
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    funny

    now i know what my dogs talk about

    ~~Sawyer


  • Amythest Moonjade
    May 9, 2006
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    Congratulations

    Merry meet,
    Congratulations on winning the Silver. I love the dialog approach to this. *Shaking her head* A dog marrying a cat, ya gotta love it. Congratulations again.

    Amythest


  • Koromone
    April 23, 2006
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    OMG thnks!!! appreciate dat u fink it's funny!!!

  • supergirl45817
    April 23, 2006
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    This is a really funny poem! I like your idea of having a cat getting married to a dog. Great job!

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