I am a tallywhacker
About to bump and grind
Went to put it in
But the hole I could not find
Bound and determined
I had to make it fit
Until I saw the pecker
Then I thought, Oh Shit!
Author notes
curse this blasted contest...(kidding). damn tallywhacker crap floating through my head. I feel like a leprachaun trying to write a book of tallywhacker limericks.
Written April 20th, 2006
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A contest entry
- Tallywhacker: The Contest by KnightRhymer.
350 points, ended April 23, 2006, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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Oh boohoo. Ya wimp. lol
Good luck in the contest.


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