what would it be like, if women ruled the world?
Everyone would get a week off every month
because of "that time".
There would be secret "men's retreats"
for their safety during "that time"
peeing on a toilet seat would be a death-penalty offence.
Men would be stoned to death for answering "yes",
if she asks "does this make me look fat?"
Men would have department stores specializing in apparel.
women would get herneas while operating jackhammers.
women would have to suffer through "guy flicks" with their dates
(what a minute, they already do that).
actresses would actually have to have talent,
instead of just a nice rack.
Men would ask women dumb questions whenever the car broke down.
women would pinch guy's asses in pool halls.
Author notes
Written April 19th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- If Women Ruled The world! by Red Red Rose.
300 points, ended April 25, 2006, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Lol, Just think if Malkaivans ran the world
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ROFLMAO..............too funny. I am sure however there would be alot more I just can't think of any right now. Good luck in the contest.
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Great write Nefer all i can say is it sounds scary .Must make sure it does not happen. What i want to know is why women moan about putting down the toilet seat ? I never moan about having to lift it when I go Well done my friend Good luck in the contest
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If women ruled the world, I would be first in the queue to jump off the Humber Bridge!
PS Er.................don't tell the missus I said that!
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