My dear, the toilet is broken!
Or else it has been glued.
And why do I need a token,
To watch a lady Nude?
I am getting rather frightened
Of what she will ask me
Because if she gets offended
It'll be prison, you see.
And whats this thing I'm feeling?
It seems very queer.
That when I start to fart and burp.
The seat attacks my rear.
Something must be wrong,
with the shoe factory
Because now my trainers
put three inches on to me.
A year ago they voted
On what life should be like
And just last night I noted
My wife is now a Dyke!
Author notes
I hope the last line does not offend.
Written April 19th, 2006
A contest entry
- If Women Ruled The world! by Red Red Rose.
300 points, ended April 25, 2006, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Lol
Yes we do. But in that world you men don't "think" you rule it.
Samantha x -
hehe its an interesting world we would live in eh? very nice, although personnally i think women already rule the world lol.
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hello this is a good piece thanks for the comment any way how are you doing
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nice job! The toilet part was funny.
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Right back at ya Legend.
Thanks for the comment.
Samantha xx -
Glad you liked it! I might add another stanza or two if I think of anything else.
Great contest.
Samantha xxx -
What the hell..lol! This made sense and yet...didn't make sense to me. Maybe cos i'm reading it straight after waking up..hm.... i'll read it again when i get back from the post office
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Hee He I'm glad you said the last line and not me.A great little write you were really going strong I was sad when you stopped But i guess if you had added more after the last line your fellow Ladies would have strung you up As i said great write good luck in the contest
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