IAN IS A SEXY BEAST!
He's even hotter than Bert,
a beast on whom I'd like to feast,
he makes me cream my skirt.
Even though he's mad as a frikkin hatter,
he totally rocks my socks,
he makes my heart go pitter patter,
I'd like to keep him in a box.
Author notes
for Ian (Feathered Motion).... and it's true 
Written April 18th, 2006
A contest entry
- Feathered Motion Groupies Only by individuality.
300 points, ended April 18, 2006, 3 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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cute
holy heck that's adorable. i like the rhyme. it sounds all singsongy and cute -
LMAO This rocks! Great one
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Wow, actually, this WAS pretty funny. Good rhyme.
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Congratulations
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Love it
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hehehehehe...
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I'll give you a hump-quick-rub, all right.... LOL.... I'll make you OOZE something..... LOL.... ROFL....
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are you blind lol but seeing as though you think so would you give my hump a quick rub? it is itching and oozing some sanity.
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