Toilet paper to himself told:
Sometimes I feel that I have
the worst job on the world!
Another one, still clean and proud
answered wisely and enough loud:
Yeah...right! But this, our job
is for weired and enough brave
and maybe for a great trophy of gold
'cause it is unique on our globe!
They will use my poetry words...
I know, I know, I already told!
We are here for them, to be used,
papers on shelf can't be a muse!
People will read our verses and rhyme,
our soft touch could be an inspiration
to them to use us everywhere and always,
not only from time to time!
For more and better explanation,
that was your cleaning papers conversation!
At the end of the roll, this not the end:
After your job, please wash your hands!
Author notes
I used many different rhyming.
BT: allpoetry.com/ Contest/196868 2
Written April 14th, 2006
If you do not know what to do with your points...just gave them to me. Maybe I will don't know what to do with them too, or maybe I will start a new contest for my 2 AP aniversary. So? What are you still waiting for?
In a list
A contest entry
- Morbid Humor by Qu33n J3z3b3ll.
300 points, ended May 11, 2006, 5 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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I'm sorry, but I don't quite understand what this "worst job in the world" is. It's still a well-written poem.
Great job.
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Try to imagine what toilet paper must to do every day and what it must too look every day..., lol...
Toilet paper to himself told...etc.... got it?
Thanks for comment and applause.
~Sonja~
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Ha, ha...yes but maybe not all are doing this job every day...LOL. Thanks Edna for your kind comment and verses.
Here is some flowers for you.
to make your day better. You may keep it in the bathroom too 
~Sonja~ -
We all do big jobs every day
And then we flush the poo away
There must be more to life than this
Pumping out s+++ and p+++.
Edited on Sep 27, 2:53 p.m. because 'asterisks confused AP!'. -
Wipe your tears please Thank you for comment.
~Sonja~ -
omfg, i will have to say something later when i can see the damn screen, i am laughing to the point i am crying. thanks.
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Yes, you are right! Thank you for this interesting contest
~Sonja~ -
It might have a crap job, but it's a nessesary one!
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I just want to bring people a smile on this very special place of need.
~Sonja~ -
A WONDERFUL LIGHT-HEARTED POEM
This is so cute! It brought a smile to me this morning.
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Ha, my dear Princess, I was there , listening this very inspirative conversaton LOL
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Yes, you are right Linda - with no any respect, except when we missed them. Thank you for reading
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Where did you get such an idea like this?
The best luck in the contest.
Shahrzad
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lol this is so cute.. I think the toilet paper has one of the worst jobs ever, the thing is it never gets respect, and gets crapped on every time it looks around lol..
thank you for sharing..
Linda
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