Capt. Bacfire: Word on the street is that you're a terror. Can you confirm or deny these accusations?
TerrBear: What?!?
CBF: Are you the one they call Terrible Terri?
TB: Maybe...
CBF: And you're the one who's also known as Vicious?
TB: Yes.
CBF: Big T? Terri the Tiger?
TB: Don't forget Pedro.
CBF: Pedro?
TB: Pedro.
CBF: Uh...is there something you haven't told me matey?
TB: It was a band nickname in middle school.
CBF: Pedro?
TB: Yeah, you heard me.
CBF:
Pedro?TB: Get the seaweed out of your ears, I'm Pedro. I was mistaken for another chunky kid named Pedro one dark night, and after a couple days of a running joke about it I became Pedro.
CBF: Hahahahaha. Pedro.
TB: *smacks Capt. Bacfire upside the head*
CBF: You are vicious.






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