The bartender continues to pour drinks
Seeing something so appealing, his heart stinks
As a lovely lady slowly walks in
Beauty like this must be a mortal sin
Knowledgeably attractive is she
Infatuated and yearning is he
Dazzling him with her elegance and grace
His hunger for her is written all over his face
Her well-formed body was stunning
To him, she was superb and cunning
Ravishing and radiant she'll always be
She is gorgeous, and everyone did agree
The classy foxy lady, continues to come in direction
As he fears his soon comes rejection
He knew she was marvelously exquisite
Yet he was truly her complete opposite
Everyone around knew she was the star
As she suddenly sat down at the bar
He pours her a drink but then she farted
And that is when they parted
Author notes
Written April 11th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Make me laugh, smile, or giggle by Inside and out.
300 points, ended April 13, 2006, 8 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Yeah well he is my hubby too. lol. And I'm glad that I placed a smile on your face.
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very good
oh my i was grinning away happy at the poem then started to read the comments and there is my ap hubby getting down and dirty on your page ! you naughty pair 
fun write my friend why should we put limitations on our work where natural bodliy functions can brin such a giggle (i myself wrote a "fart" poem called "a windy day" and even mention farting in a love poem ( when two friends fall in love)
this write made me and many others smile
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I'm gonna start by letting you sit in my lap as I kiss and nibble your ears...my hands running over your curvy body...we kiss on the lips as you get lost in me...as I start undressing you...my tongue taking a trip down your skin as I reach your beautiful globes...{everyone will have to catch the rest of the story in further detail in the one I'm writing for her and will be posted soon}
for my baby!
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Sounds good to me.
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Since we are both here at the moment, let's have H~O~T passionate sex and finish it off by an hour of love making! Sound good to you wifey of mine?
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LOL! Okay then hubby!
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At least she will claim the fart! My X-wife always use to ask me to claim it if we were in public somewhere and she tooted! See, even I can't say that she farted for she had me trained too damn well! Good luck in the contest baby...by the way, the babes are hot in the pic and I think I will lift it and put it one of my own poems.
Your Hubby
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Oh really. Well if you want to send me the link I'll be sure to read it. But I probably wouldn't get the chance to tonight though.
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LOL, what an excellent ending!! You wrote this very well as I don't think anyone would expect such a surprise at the end! I'm so glad to see that I'm not the only one that can find humor in farting...some people get so offended..jeez..I wrote a child's poem about poop
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Thank you for the comment.
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Very nice write lol, this was well written
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Thanks! And I will try.
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farted and parted lmao now that was just too funny hehe this was very well done, thanks for sharing, keep up the awesome poetry here...
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LOL! Thanks for that cuzzy!
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Pixie Patrol
Well a cheap laugh
at her awful gaff
and doing the math
he beat a path.
Smoosh Janet
Beautiful Is She
by DarkChildsKiss on Apr 11
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Thanks! Hope you have fun judging!
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I thought you had entered the wrong contest until I read the last two lines!
You got me! I was reading about this goddess and the bartender drooling - fearful that he would be shot down.....and then kaboom!!! Your words were so descriptive and your story flowed so well that I was in the bar observing ...Very funny ending indeed!! Good luck in the contest! 
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I'm glad that you were the first to review this. And I truly appreciate your comment!
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I am honored to be the first to review such a wonderfully funny little poem, you have done a great here, the blooper at the end really had me laughing, great job, thank you for sharing and keep them coming.
rain75
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