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Purple Oranges!

I see, I see
     Said the partridge to the queen
Right before it bit off her nose
     In the emperor's old clothes
That was lacking many toes
     Clothes have toes? Wow, who knows.

With many highs and lows
     And a plate of escargot?
Owning many foes?
     With their masterful use of prose.

And habits of picking their nose
          (Oh wait, I used nose didn't I?
           Alas, yes)

Um..harbouring lots of hoes
          Laced in sucrose?
With added glucose!

Then I suppose it snows and glows,
this winter rose. Not that I would oppose.

We should jump quick to Moes,
with our bitten off Toes,
to find some hearty schmoes
(said in a buzz
          lightyear way, meaning smores)

          But what about the UFO's?
They'll just eat more Cherios


(I fear we may have exhausted this sudden rhyming)      
(I am ready to admit defeat, I dont' think I can think of any more rhymes!)

Enclose, expose, and predispose?
          It goes, as it flows


Quick, before we get started again, shift the
          topic to something unrhmyable!



Purple oranges!

Author notes

This was a conversation I had with one of my good friends, Mr Rob.

And for some strange reason, we started rhyming...And here's a half made song for you all. It is purely for comical value. The weird structure is to show what we said. Me on the left, him on the right.

Anyway, later on. *yawn*
Written April 10th, 2006

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  • Your Messiah
    May 28, 2006
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    How lovely! This is just adorable, I could even hear a little jingle in my head. I think I like the nose stanza the best, though the whole thing is absolute genius. Well done, deary!!

    -Cory
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