When my little brother was about four, he used to constantly be naked. He absolutely HATED clothes. So the fact that he slept naked was never really that big of a deal. Well, one morning, he woke up and needed to urinate. And it was quite obvious. After sitting there for a few minutes just staring down at himself, he looked up at me and then my mom with wide eyes and said:
"Mom...it's HUGE!"
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true story. my family is insane.
Written April 8th, 2006
A contest entry
- Funny things kids say! by UnderTheFloorboards.
300 points, ended April 15, 2006, 10 entries
Gold trophy winner
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nyahahaha
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he's seven now.
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lol, that sounds like my cousin. how old is your brother now? this is cute, I smiled at it. cheered me up slightly. keep it up!
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Congrats on the gold.........my lovely little Ben has often done the same thing.........They are just too funny when they are little.........what happens to that innocence..........
Nicely done.............
Leance
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Ahhh Great!!! this one was pretty funny! I can just see my nephews doing something like that. When they were younger they hated to wear clothes too. I guess it's just a fase that little kids go through sometimes
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lol omg kamio!!!!!~ lol I might kidnap your brother.. I dont know ... maybe you could bring him over and we can put him in a cage ... nah.. hed break out for sure..lol it would help if you didnt teach him to be a mini you! lol
great job hunnie!
Love,
Xkidx -
Kami, I knew who it was as soon as it said "he just absolutely hated wearing clothes." Poor, poor Dylan. "Get me a beer woman!" Let's see that could have been another one. Or, "Go away itchy butt." I know that I could go on... Plus it helped that I lived with you too... This was really funny.
Great job girl.
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ok good. lol!! Awww!! lol
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LOL yeah, it's Dylan.
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lol, yeah, he's the shocker of the family. i could probably add twenty or so more of his quotes into this contest just off of the things he says on a regular basis.
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cute
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Haha, this was funny. Truley made me smile, your brother is a little comedian!
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LOL!! Thats soo funny. Which brother? Please tell me its Dylan. Cause I'll freak out if its Tyler. lol!! Kami its kool how ur family is insane. I love you girl!!!
Love,
Alyssa
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fun
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!
Oh Kami this made me fall off my chair!
You so better win this!
<3
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