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the eye cream of life

the eye cream of life it touch's me in only a way my uncle would. I love the cream its my only dream when i see it i wanna scream cream... dream cream... for when i cream the cream is great the cream from which i masterbate. all alone in my room i dream of the cream. i touch myself to a skillet full of bacon.  makin bacon naked makes me wanna take it from a shoe... end or not.... no its not asshole... dream of the cream with thy bacon then im awaken to only find that the bacon is gone.... im naked..while im shaken and dreaming of the bacon and the cream is now taken something that cant be faken.  chaken is not a word but it rymes with bacon... nigga... whats up bitch.. im breakin it down in the hood to only find motherfuckin robin hood taken my bacon and the creams good.... End fo real bizatch.... mountain dew in a shoe lulu cream

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Written April 5th, 2006

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  • MishkaZakharin
    April 17, 2006
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    Eclectically eloquent, as always... but makin' bacon naked?! Oooo, burny little spittles of grease in awkward places, hey! Yowch!


  • TolkienGirl20
    April 11, 2006
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    You're a crazy and spontaneous person . What you write is not really my style, but I still kinda like it. It's like your saying, "I don't give a shit what y'all think, I'm gonna write this thing the way I wanna!" It makes you interesting and unique. Peace out.