thirsty thursday vol 2: the sickness (or lack thereof)

i woke up the next morning with realization
my head didnt feel like sizzling bacon
i could get up just fine and i took a shower
it was about noon, so i heated up some chowder
with some chips on the side, and a soda to go with it
i slammed it all down, hoping it would all fit
and just because i woke up with no hangover
doesnt mean i was completely sober

i drank enough water to pass dehydration
but unfortunately i got constipation
i must have injested more than what is hearty
the food was probably gone cuz of me at the party
later on that day i felt a kink in my back
it felt like i had been pelted with tacks!
i stared in the mirror and saw some permanant marker
i looked like the alter-ego of peter parker

so i took a brillo sponge and lathered it with dawn
erasing the spiderman tattoo that was there from john
now everything hurts, and im sitting in pain
its really stuffy outside, i wish it would rain
i took some fiber pills and drank some coffee
and to relax my muscles, some herbal green tea
its only 5pm and my pain is fed
but screw being awake, im going back to bed!