Once there lived a man name Raunchy Rick
I heard many stories about his big prick
All the gals took him to bed
Thinking that he must be dead
Rick used a dildo instead of his dick!
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Hello! Love is this the house of Mushy?
I'm looking for a nasty gal name Wussy
The guys called her a dish
Sure hope she has to piss
Old Wussy sure had some good pussy!
Author notes
just for laughs
Written March 22nd, 2006
A contest entry
- By the hammer of Thor!!! I need to laugh!!! by Mykeee.
450 points, ended September 19, 2007, 12 entries
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One of these days, I hope to write a limirick [never done one in my life]. These two are hilarious, keep'em coming [pun intended].
I love you,
Brazos
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Too funny!
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LOL!!! Brilliant only ever had one go at limericks
Fun to read
~sugar~
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Marvelous stuff. I love humor in poetry. good for a giggle.
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Old Wussy knows how to keep life in perspective.
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Funny
My side hurts now
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I clicked therefore I comment. OMG...this is funny, yet I am not into such bluntness such as this.
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LMAO!!
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ooh my tis funny...
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