A buxom young lady from Finchley
Exclaimed: "How my girdle does pinch me!"
So she sought a good diet,
Resolving to try it...
And her waistline decreased, inch-by-inchly!
A contest entry
- Limerics...make them funny by painfully amazing.
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hehehe
i enjoyed this.funny poem -
That did exactly what limericks should do and gave me a big smile.
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This is wonderful. The rhyme is spot on, it's cute and an inspiration. Think I'll have a salad and a brisk walk for dinner . Thank you for entering.
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Well done
Very cute good luck in the contest. Thank you, Boog
I hope your feeling better -
John to mother land....Good job!....Hello?
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haha, this is good, i liked this, good job and good luck
love always
Noor lalalolo11 monkey
(nicknameish)
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better that than decrease in a cinchly.
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This made me simle. I like the clever ending. The best to you in the challenge. I do love limericks.
Renee
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