EXPLOADIN CARRATS
Whilst touring Porthmadog,
In a winnebago I stole from Patrick McGoohan,
I chanced upon a small villiage
Near a vast lakeside
I pulled up alongside a grocer
In the winnebago I stole from Patrick McGoohan,
When he was filming the prisoner..
Nearby in Portmeirion.
I fancied a carrot...
So I went inside ...
The door creaked..
And stood behind a huge desk..
Probably stolen of the prisoner set..
Was Catherine Zeta Jones
And a Hairdryer..
And so I said.. hello
She smiled and dryed her hair..
Puzzled I picked up a carrot..
Probably plastic by the feel of it.
She said..Thats a blast..
In Welsh
And I couldn't understand her
Because I am Scottish
THE CARROT EXPLODED
I was amazed and somewhat bemused..
I was laughing like Brad Pitt on a good day..
Which has to be really good
Because he's always crying.
Anyway.. I asked her
In Scottish..
Do you huv any mair explodin Carrets?
And she didn't understand..
And replied in some welsh dialect
That eluded my understanding
And so I recalled
How to speak Welsh
HAVE YA ANEE MORRE EXPLOADIN CARRATS??
I asked.
She got it..
And I got a carrot..
I smiled..
And frowned as my winnebago was stolen..
By Patrick McGoohan..
Bah humbug!!!
Author notes
Written March 7th, 2006
A contest entry
- Well i've been lacking something to make me smile or think really, really hard. by The Obsidian Blade.
300 points, ended March 13, 2006, 19 entries
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The Welsh are indeed a strange race of folk; they combine a small stature with an incredible thirst for piss-weak beer and a love of singing at the top of their voices.
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LOL thoroughly enjoyed this bit of wierd humour! I remember the 'prisoner' a brilliant series, surprised you didn't arive in a great white bouncing ball!!
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LOL thanks for the comment! I was just having some verry strange thoughts that day!!!
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I hear exploding carrots are good for your eyes...
well that is if they don't burn your retinas.
Are these terrorist carrots? should the world be alerted?
Oh GOD THIS WAS GREAT!!!!
sorry to here about
your winnebago being re-stolen by Partick Mchoohan though, tough break. laurie
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