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Toe Jam Stew

Toe jam stew goes something like this;
froogy's toes and picked nose,
bat's eye and bird wing.
HHHMMM,let me see,
AHH, here we go,
here's the pitch,
swith the switch,
stir it up,
here we go!
I try it on my brother,
he says "It smells funny,"
He tried it anyway,
"Mmmmm, tastes good."
All of a sudden he turns into a giant toe!
"Cool!"
Opps, I guess there was a glitch,
You know what they say,
"Be safe or be sorry!"

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Written March 7th, 2006

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  • individuality gold member
    April 13, 2006
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    I think I will have some and then do an Oliver on it lol please can I have some more Spill ink and twist me into the shape of love...

    Edited on Apr 13, 6:58 because ''.


  • Hurting so bad 08
    March 16, 2006
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    This is great. I am laughing my "toes" off!! lol!!!!!!! I really like this. Wondering if I could read this to one of my classes, we have to find a poem, memorize it, then say it to the class and I think yours would be a great one for my class. Again, this poem is hilarious.

    ~Krystal~


  • ohhryaan
    March 14, 2006
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    hahaha this is really tiight, very funny, gots me to L0L!!!!!!

  • surreal realist
    March 8, 2006
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    dig it.

    This one made me smile, thanks!