R.C. You even tried to enter an ugly contest
Judges could only say "sorry no professional allowed"
Putting a bag over your head just won't do
Why not bury your face in a place God won't find it
Especially since if God don't like no ugly, he'll hate YOU
So he'll bless me for this advice, throwing you in a fiery pit
J.A. Girl you gonna get enough of talking bout me
And so what if my ugliness is.......somewhat factual
I have my family and friends like it quite a good bit
Like when my momma told me, that I would forever be a buysexual
If I ever wanna have sex...........I gotta pay for it
R.C. You soo ugly they changed Halloween to YOUR BIRTHDAY!!
Why would anybody claim you.... you worthless piece of junk
The doctor EVEN slapped your mother at the scene of your birth
Close your mouth cause your breath smells like funk
GOD must was being funny when he put you on his earth
J.A. TRICK KEEP ON TALKING YOUR MESS!!!!
Keep talking you going to find yourself on the ground
So I hope your retarded self can take a lick
Remember what goes around comes around
Keep on and you'll find yourself in the hospital literally sick
R.C. Girl please you not going to do nothing you just made cause you soo ugly you...
POW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!{CROWD: DANG SHORTY YOU GOT KNOCKED THE ___ OUT!!!!}
A Few Days Later
J.A. Look at your teeth all crooked and busted and all yellowed up who the ugly one now since I busted your grill
R.C. HaHa!!!! Soo Funny!!!! {fake smiles and a tooth falls out following a bad breath smell. looks and takes off running}
J.A. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {yelling and chasing behind her} You need to stop eating them yellow crayons and start scrubbing with some colgate!!!!!
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Written March 2nd, 2006
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Thanks Everyone!
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Lol!!!! Glad to make you laugh!
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Thank you!
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LOL Love this one sis!!!!
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You're welcome. And don't forget to thank the newest addition to our family...my new AP sis...OneAndOnlyRay.
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haha, this was funny, jay! thatnks for the good laugh!
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LOL. You made me laugh when I needed it.
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Everyone's good for something...we will use all these people as bad examples! This is sad that we can't just all get along! Lets have a balloon fight! The Shaker
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