How cool would it be to have a giraffe for a pet?
You could ride him and walk him and race him around
Play fetch, chase cars, dress him up like a clown.
And just when you think that’s all he can do
You find out he likes to go to the zoo.
He’d visit old friends, and get you back stage passes
to hang out with the lamas the sheep and the asses.
But don’t take it from me, I’m not a great source
The only pet I have...is a three legged horse.
Why would I want a three legged horse?
Because three is just funnier than four of course.
Author notes
Just trying to have a little more fun with my work
Written February 15th, 2006
A contest entry
- A contest for humor by caesarjager.
378 points, ended March 5, 2006, 16 entries
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This was really cool, I like that its not too long, and the ending was great. Thanks for making me laugh and entering my ccontest.
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This is so cute and creative, I love it
Josephine.
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