Yes, if you really want it, I’ll spank you!
Prepare to take a broadside
Or get smacked on the waterline
By my stern-chaser.
I’ll haul down your colours, lassie,
And board you!
Lay aft there – all hands on deck –
See how I handle mutineers!
I’ll tickle your transom
With the tarry end of a painter,
I’ll be stern with your stern.
I’ll turn you beam-on!
I’ll spank you.
Or let me put it another way –
A’ll skelp your bare erse wi’ ma braw Scots haund!
I’ll give your sit-upon a seeing-to
Until it can no longer be sat-upon.
Bend over, tighten that denim,
Present that tasty little bum to me
Like two hard-boiled eggs in a wet hanky!
I’ll toast your hot cross buns.
I’ll spank you.
Later for soothing away the pink.
Later for stroking.
Later for kissing away the tears of pleasure.
Later for love-making.
For now, I’ll spank you.
And if you are good,
If you are very, very good –
You can spank me too!
Author notes
Just for a giggle.
Written February 14th, 2006
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Now spanking I can understand (giving don't like getting...) Excellent stuff!
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Now spanking I can understand (giving don't like getting...) Excellent stuff!
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I love a woman in a gag!
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I'm speechless.
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How come everyone is discovering this old one all of a sudden?
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Yes, that was quite entertaining, I must applaud such well writ verse, especially of This context...
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You use your boot?
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Very well written I enjoyed this alot. I like your combination of erotica humor. And one of my fav subjects to boot...spanking.
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It was an answer to a lovely poem by a friend of mine, on whom I once had erotic designs. I am glad you like it.
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I like this very much and think you did a great job combining spanking,erotic,and humor as I sit here chuckling
Erotik Rose
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I have plenty of things in my arsenal, thank you. {that joke only works if you're British}.
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enjoyed
Any time you wanna borrow my rubber chicken for spanking..just say the word , ok Mairi? Watch out for his pecker though - i mean the chicken's pecker..er um its beak
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tee hee hee
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LOL.. I love this one.. what a unique way of putting the erotic into every day living...LOL.. this is really, really good hon. I love stuff like this.. erotic and hot but tastefully done. Something that not many of us can do.
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You wicked girl! (hahaha!) Sigh. People pay to get spanked anymore and call it a massage.
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Dougie, I have been called many things in my time ...
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this is great,i loved it....your a class act...dougie...
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I am glad you giggled!
M -
And a giggle it gave...thank you for the visit and the comment, I have another Scot friend, Jani, in Edinburgh, built my own sailboat, love your sailboat references and I write a little 'romantica' also...on Literotica and elsewhere,
thanks again for sharing your thoughts...
amicus...
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