I am me, yes me I am
Got busted sending internet spam
Catch a glimpse from my handy web cam
Cause it's all good, I don't give a damn
I'm not you, no you I'm not
Don't even try to take my spot
Your ass is toast, you've been caught
Move it sucker, before you get shot
Here I am, yes I am here
Damnit, I need another beer
Move it already, don't take all year
On second thought, bring me two my dear
I make no promise, no promise I make
At least I know I ain't no fake
But if you chase me with that wooden stake
You bet your ass, I'll become a snake
So me I am, yes I am me
You already know I'm a freak
Forget it babe, it just can't be
Get over yourself, this is reality
Author notes
OMG, I can't believe I actually wrote this, but hey...it's what came to mind. Ok, can we say my mind went blank...lol
I'm proud of my rubbish poetry!
And that it is indeed, lol.
Written February 11th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- *-So you think you can write rubbish?-* by LaurenLightning--x.
314 points, ended July 16, 2006, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
1 - 19 of 19
-
Wow,
I think this is so funny, you crack me up sis, thanks for sharing here, much love, Bro Timothy~ 
-
Thank you hun. I appreciate your comments, and mostly the way you laid it out here.
Storm -
Dear sweety
What attracts my eye
not face or form
but something that flies
from spirit once forlorn.
What attracts my heart
is how you smile
ignoring all your parts
halfway opening without guile.
What attracts my brain
since drama matters not
is not your fame
which notoriety once forgot.
What attracts my soul
is what fills up
and not your whole
tender as sweet sups.
What pulls me back
is your silly mush
and not your black
but how you blush.
AT -
LOL, this is true. Thank you for your comments, much appreciated.
Storm -
very good
Rubbish still can make a point one man juke can be another man treasure write write good or bad love to write no matter what. I like reading the comments I do not usually read them. Thanks for your feedback hope you have a great day take care b -
Well, I got to say thank you. To here soeone say something like that, well made me smile for the morning. I appreciate your comments.
Storm -
This poem is very urban. It's streetwise and slick and glossy and yet seamy.
I think it should be published in Redbook magazine. 
-
LOL, thanks for reading and commenting. Appreciate your time.
Storm -
Your ass is toast, you've been caught
Move it sucker, before you get shot
Dude thats great....I liked it, I dont care if it didnt make a lot of sense to other people, I thought it was great. -
LOL, thanks for the comments. Could probably chalk this one up to a severe case of writier's block one day.
Appreciate your reading.
Storm -
Thanks for commenting
Storm -
Well I guess I shouldn't compliment your poem... wouldn't want to get you DQ'd 'er nuthin'. Ok, here goes... I really didn't like the imaginitive way you wrote your piece. I just can't stand whimsical, tongue in cheek humor, totally out of place... har-rumph! Oh, yeah an' that repitition on the first line... sux!
didn't add that much emphasis anyhow! 
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... wait... I see she already let you in, NICE WRITE!!! Good luck in the contest.
-
This is really really weird,I dunno if it's rubbish or not,but it's certinly different...
Ciao and God bless,
~*Azume -
LOL...I remember the first bad poem I wrote for a bad poetry contest Storm...and after a while and a dozen-or-so of them you lose all inhibitions! I've even given up on deleting them come contest end and keep them in a special catalogue!
Jo -
LOL, I suppose what you call rubbish would make the difference. I think this sucks horse hair, and makes it beyond rubbish. It is a bunch of random wierdness, and that makes it suck. Don't know where the heck it came from when I wrote it,but there itis.
Thanks for accepting and thanks for the comment
Storm -
LOL,I just said that to someone else... that I am glad I am not the only one willing to fess up to writing, basically,a piece of sh*t poem. Thanks for the comment.
Storm -
errr... what the hell
I dunno about that. Is it rubbish? Or is it just random weirdness? And is random weirdness rubbish? Okay i'm guna accept it's really rubbish. lol
Thanks for entering and good luck!!
-
I like the beer/dear part...It's nice to know you're not writing this stuff alone!
Good luck to you in the contest!
Jo -
Thats what happens when minds go blank, the go RANDOM. Wow the craziness of this piece just makes me smile and then go crazy.
Adding your comment:
1 - 19 of 19
