one twinky eating fool
has a big butt, has a big butt,
one twinky eating fool
has a big butt, has a big butt,has a big butt
guess whose fat, (fat, fat)
fat again-gain-gain,
alberts fat, (fat, fat)
tell a friend(friend, friend)
guess whose fat
guess whose fat
guess whose fat
guess whose fat
guess whose fat
guess whose fat
guess whose fat
Alberts a fat pig
what the heck happened
he used to real thin
he has a thousand fat chins
now he goes everywhere
eating everything
he ate an oil rig
WHAT THE HECK IS HE?
Chorus: Alberts a fat pig you see
so everybody beware of he
I just pray to God
he'll get diabetes
cause then he wont be allowed to eat
Alberts a fat pig you see
so everybody beware of he
I just pray to God
he'll get diabetes
cause then he wont be allowed to eat
verse 2: holy crap he ate Godzilla
he's a great big dino killer
oh my god he bit king kong
Kong took his sandwich man thats wrong
HOLY COW HE DRANK THE OCEAN
OH! PLEASE DEAR GOD JUST STOP THE COMMOTION
now that he is having sushi
I think I am gonna pukey
chorus: Alberts a fat pig you see
so everybody beware of he
I just pray to God
he'll get diabetes
then he wont be allowed to eat
Alberts a fat pig you see
so everybody beware of he
I just pray to God
he'll get diabetes
cause then he wont be allowed to eat
verse three:
Albert ate africa
his home country
holy crap he's really hungry
his appetite will kill us all
oh no he didnt he ate the mall
Now Albert is dead
had too many snacks
one to many cracker jacks
glad to be rid
of that monster
oh no MY STOMACH IS GROWLING WITH HUNGER
Final chorus: now that alberts gone you see
maybe we will at last have peace
in the meantime i want ham and turkey
i am feeling awful hungry
munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
oh crap my hand
take it away kids
Author notes
option 2
Written February 7th, 2006
A contest entry
- Make Me Laugh by CrystalJet.
425 points, ended February 10, 2007, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - The Best of the Best of the Best, etc. by Heavenly Angel.
1500 points, ended June 13, 2007, 22 entries
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LMBO I can't stop laughing. This was way funny. LMBO Enjoyed the read!! Thank you for entering my contest.
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Cute this is
Thank you for sharing this upbeat and funny write into the contest...much enjoyed -
That was really funny. I especially like the last part when you said, "Oh crap my hand." This is really good, I will definitely look at this one again.
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This is great... I loved it!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing... it was hilarious!!!!!!! I wish you the best of luck in the contest...!!!!!!! Great write!!!!!!! Rock On!!!!!!!
xoxo
Meg
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hey thanks man thats some of my finest humor there lol feel free to browse through my other works lol
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nice job
sweet this is awesome man i like it alot i hope you win first place man keep it up -
Love It !!
DAMN!!! That is so funny, keep up the great writes, Duckie. -
hahaha. awesome! very funny
thanx for entering and good luck
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sure i'll let you know
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OMG ROFLMAO that is great dude I love Eminem which is why the title caught my attention and I am glad I read it cause this is too funny ok ok please let me know if you do anymore parodies or anything about Eminem again okay
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HAHAHAHAHAHA ahh very creative, it takes some talent to re-write songs lmfao
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Sweeeeet!!!
LMAO awesome!!!!!
Do it again!!! haha
Keep up the great work bro!
You never sieze to impress me.
Take care.
I'm acutally bout to post some more songs of mine too trip out..we are related, HAHA! jk
ttyl!
Luv u bunches, bro!
Your lil sis,
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ROTFLMAO This is way too funny. Dern, I can't stop laughing. Keep up the awesome poetry!!!
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this was great! hehe thanks for sharing and funny too, keep up the awesome song writing for it is makes me smile see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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