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The last pistachio in my packet

Nibble on the last pistachio in my packet
Freshly-baked sweet potato in its jacket
Don’t frown go to town get down and snack it
If you leave it you know you're gonna lack it
Lick it flick it pick it up and whack it
Tease it torture it whip it and rack it
Pull it out put it back tuck it in and pack it
Make me a Burger Queen go down and Big Mac it
Port arms fix bayonets forward march attack it
Odds-on favourite money down back it
You don’t need to nail it only need to tack it
Hire it fire it take it back and sack it
Lennon & McCartney and Burt Bacharach it
Nick-nack bric-a-brac Mick and Paddywhack it
Musique non-stop boing boum tschack it
Love-a-duck hate-a-drake quick quaec quack it
Pitch it catch it bash it with a racket
Smother it blether it yodel it and yack it
Hill-betty southern belle Zeke Zeb Zak it
Swallow like the Amazon Nancy Blackett
Great big palace it little tin shack it
Marble statue celebratory plaque it
Pulitzer Howitzer cannon and ack-ack it
More where this came from if only you can hack it
Nibble on the last pistachio in my packet!



[c] 2006
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Written February 3rd, 2006

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  • Adios Muchachos silver member
    February 10

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    Mairi

    One of my favorites by Bob Dylan.


    Johnny's in the basement
    Mixing up the medicine
    I'm on the pavement
    Thinking about the government
    The man in the trench coat
    Badge out, laid off
    Says he's got a bad cough
    Wants to get it paid off
    Look out kid
    It's somethin' you did
    God knows when
    But you're doin' it again
    You better duck down the alley way
    Lookin' for a new friend
    The man in the coon-skin cap
    In the big pen
    Wants eleven dollar bills
    You only got ten

    Maggie comes fleet foot
    Face full of black soot
    Talkin' that the heat put
    Plants in the bed but
    The phone's tapped anyway
    Maggie says that many say
    They must bust in early May
    Orders from the D. A.
    Look out kid
    Don't matter what you did
    Walk on your tip toes
    Don't try "No Doz"
    Better stay away from those
    That carry around a fire hose
    Keep a clean nose
    Watch the plain clothes
    You don't need a weather man
    To know which way the wind blows

    Get sick, get well
    Hang around a ink well
    Ring bell, hard to tell
    If anything is goin' to sell
    Try hard, get barred
    Get back, write braille
    Get jailed, jump bail
    Join the army, if you fail
    Look out kid
    You're gonna get hit
    But users, cheaters
    Six-time losers
    Hang around the theaters
    Girl by the whirlpool
    Lookin' for a new fool
    Don't follow leaders
    Watch the parkin' meters

    Ah get born, keep warm
    Short pants, romance, learn to dance
    Get dressed, get blessed
    Try to be a success
    Please her, please him, buy gifts
    Don't steal, don't lift
    Twenty years of schoolin'
    And they put you on the day shift
    Look out kid
    They keep it all hid
    Better jump down a manhole
    Light yourself a candle
    Don't wear sandals
    Try to avoid the scandals
    Don't wanna be a bum
    You better chew gum
    The pump don't work
    'Cause the vandals took the handles


    • Mairi bheag gold member
      February 11
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      You think I should hire The Band? Or maybe stand there with the words on pieces of card, and drop them as each line comes?

  • Mairi bheag gold member
    February 15, 2006
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    tee hee hee!

  • Moon Fae
    February 15, 2006
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    Most excellent

    Well sweet one, you know what I think of this one...clearing my throat... what a way with words you have.

  • Mairi bheag gold member
    February 5, 2006
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    Ummm ... how to explain "it" without giving the game away too much ... I know someone to whom pistachios are an aphrodisiac ... the idea of trying to winkle the last one out of the corner poke of a paper bag or a packet ... maybe using one's ... oh heck I am digging myself deeper into the hole! ... umm ... I mean ....

    Thank you for visiting. I read your material whenever I come across it. Always worthwhile.

  • Shakes-spear
    February 5, 2006
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    "it" sure gets around! Been everywhere and smashed by everything. Gosh is this real or is it a dream? I liked the visions "IT" did bring. This poem defiantly has a nice ring. Did I leave out anything? This was a cute read and I enjoyed "It." Thanks for you visit with my work Too! The Shaker

  • Mairi bheag gold member
    February 5, 2006
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    Glad you enjoyed it.
  • Blue Jeans
    February 5, 2006
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    I love pistachios great read :-) x

  • Mairi bheag gold member
    February 3, 2006
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    I would be delighted if you did just that!

  • Iohagh
    February 3, 2006
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    I'll use this for your acrostic.
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