Floating along in a drunken haze,
my home transforms into a maze.
Which of you assholes tilted the floor
put that wall there and moved the door!
My feet just won't co-operate
Ive' forgotten how they operate
Oh shit! I gotta pee again,
OK, I'll get up on the count of ten,
One, two, three, hiccup and pause
never been quite so close to my floors
four, five, six, and hold on tight
and now I gather all my might
Seven, eight, nine, it's too much effort,
abandon ship, man just F it.
Ten! OK it's time to go,
collapse back down and stub my toe.
See life looks great when your on your ass
though the bottom of an empty glass.
Looks even better when the glass is full,
and all your words are stuffed with bull.
Author notes
Written February 2nd, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Ace's "Truly in bad taste" contest. by AceOSpades.
900 points, ended July 3, 2007, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Dude, perceft flow, I smiled all the way through. hope you win, in all honesty.
and to the flamer.... i get the feeling you don't have very good humor.
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Well I can imagine your life must be full of not giving a damn for you to to be so sour and of corse you have never made a spelling mistake or typo mr. 'bwteen'. I never claimed to have a poetic gift and if you knew anything about me or my poetry you'd know I love the challange of writing for both sides of an argument as there are two sides to anything. The contest I entered asked for this and that is what I wrote. I have also written about the very painful side of drinking and alcoholism. This site is not about condeming people for the content of their poetry as we are all entitled to our opinions be they so called wrong or right. If you have constructive critism of the actual poetry then give it nicely don't just run around throwing your dissaproval around like you're God almighty. If you didn't like the content and feel that you must say something learn tact. But incase you don't understand I will put it in your language. I found your last comment "Unamusing and illiterate." still don't give a damn?... I bet.
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This poem is not funny. It is puerile. It is apparently part of your poetic gift not to know the difference bwteen YOUR and YOU'RE. But I don't really give a damn.
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Ha I do believe good sir you are uneducated on the subject of my poetry and quite possibly humourless. have a nice day.
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Unamusing and illiterate.
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