For my Records:
Here I am in this Contest
With my foolproof plan to win
With the time that I invest
Not in writing but in when
My plan brings me to success
Now the Contest can begin
Arsenic will make you sick
And Sand(y) can bury you on the strand
So I will put in "my fix"
To win this thing as I have planned
With names like that in the mix
Who want this happy and uncanned
I'll just have to pull some dirty tricks
First of all I will snare
Arsenic and bribe him quick
Then I will hit Sandy where
She won't want to take a lick
Threaten to cut off her hair
Then with her, too, I will click
With the bribe and threat in toe
Now my First Place poem I'll write
I'll dash this off, not take it slow
I don't have to do this right
Then attach it here below
The winning poem, - and this no one will know
Ellis
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Written February 2nd, 2006
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You may have an ace in the hole, but we are playing checkers and you've been jumped and now I need to be crowned! oops forgot to enter. Oh well you should get some catnip at least! Very funny, The Shaker
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Oh that one was funny.... I recall doing one once that was about 'romancing the judge' in the same line....didn't win
I do apreciate your hummor and entry. Well done. Michael. 
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WONDERFUL POEM
This was funny and a wonderful poem. You have me shaking in my boots.
I think Arsenic will be a wee braver then me. Good luck in the contest John. Take care, Sandy
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Hi Ellis, You sure have a wacky sense of humour (or am I addressing Tiki cat.) There's always room in this world for a bit of ryhming fun...Though I'm not sure about your strategy.
Good luck in the contest
Tara
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I'm sure you'll win the contest.
It's a pitty that I don't have enough points to applaud you now.
Shahrzad
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Bloody Hilarious
LOL..not sure if you will get away with blackmail (I tried!)
good luck x
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