we laugh and joke after someone farted
never will we be departed
to somewhere new and isn't charted
in the past, we've done crazy things
like me and Brit trying to sing
or when we all go ding dong ditching
then leave and run and start to sing
we play in the rain and make silly movies
including our infamous Novety Newsies
always buying cherry smoothies
and spinning around, getting all woozy
Go to the mall, play games we can win
ride on kiddie rides we can't fit in
swim in the pool like we got fins
sleep over at friends' and eat din din
insulting others and calling them "gay"
now you know we have weird things to say
most stay up and sleep through the day
while they try and keep me awake in any way
strange how every friend has a sib
when i am just an only kid
not like it matters, all of us fib
and annoy the sibs, so says SIDD
making box clubs, creating games
burning paper with hot, red flames
yelling at Mini-golf as they try to aim
thinking up stupid words for our nicknames
as you can see, we're really stupid
almost like us and crazy met by Cupid
I'm sure with the money of the death of Sue's kids
we could buy a brand new pig
*NOTE
all of this is true. Brit is my friend, we do call people gay, SIDD means "Super Idiotic Dumb Dork", my weird name is "Krimpled Lung", Sue is my neighbor and have the cutest kids, and i have ding dong ditched before.
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