It was a bright day
With time to burn
That’s when it all started
Where this story begins
I was just walking along
Singing a dumb song
I didn’t think I could go wrong
But the sidewalk was so long
Then I saw a bug
Who gave me a hug
Which I thought was weird
Because he was wearing a beard
Then I found myself being mugged
By this bug who gave me a hug
Then I said "Ugh!"
Because this bug was really a thug
Then the bug pushed me into the mud
So then I was no longer a stud
I felt like such a dud
And I looked like crud
Then I suddenly awoke
And felt like a dumb bloke
So I went to get a coke...
And was glad it was all a dream
Author notes
There should be the catagory on AP: dumb. Because that's what this is. 
I don't normally rhyme and I don't normally write funny poems.... Although I do hope some people find this to be funny.... Just some dumb, random, sort of humorous write. Please don't be too critical. 
Written January 30th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Bugs mud and bordom by Nimrod 2 0.
301 points, ended February 9, 2006, 3 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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I love this one, too. You got beat by a bug. That's funny.
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wow I like it it's good
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Forced rhyme makes it a dumb, funny poem.
This is definately not one of my better writes... It was mostly for the contest which I got second in with this. Plus I wrote this one pretty fast. Check out some of my other poems to see some of my better work. 
Thanks so much for your comment 
--Tim -
...speaking of coke, one time i spilled some in the car and i had to go around all day looking like i peed in my pants. lol it sounds a little froced, but you made it work. i thought this was funny by far. this was so fun...when i 1st wrote a rythme one, it was the lamest/funniest thing i ever wrote. i tried to make myself sound guetto (umm, pple call me goth) i was talking to a friend that acts black andf iguess i was trying to act like her...didnt work. awesome randomness! so random is isnt. great one
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this definetely made me smile and helped bring up my spirits for today. this is a great write. keep up the good work!
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lol! that was great! That really made my day! You have no idea, thanks so much for writting this, its been a great ending to a great day! (You have no idea how much I laughed! lol! )
Good luck on the contest!
~*Chelsea*~ -
hahahahahahaha!!!!! F~U~N~N~Y!
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LMfao..That's great. THATS GREAT!! OMg..love that. Great great great, hilarious.
Not the greatest thing in the poetic world..but it's still hilarious. -
ah, that was really great! It's so fun. I love it!
it made me lagh (and I needed that today) Thank you!
~Autum -
r.a.n.d.o.m.
you are the king of it
lol funny poem -
'and i just wanna get mugged at knife point, to get cut enough to wake me up...' (This Week The Trend by Relient K) dude...they hav mean bugs in colorado...
hehe speakin of blokes marz' mum called u a bloke...
'coke and ecstasy, ur gonna blow ur mind!' (some song by Placebo)
anyways...yes, randomness.... i envy the bug that hugged u
nice rhyme dude...
mushy
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