Oh yes oh yes this happened
and it was the best
I thought this as sort
of revenge I would test
After all you have done to
me I got you back
You can't deny the pain
I caused, that's a fact
I know you like to have that
booty beat
So I eagerly obliged you with
a smile so sweet
You offered me the purple
or the pink silicone dick
The purple was the one
that I decided to pick
It didn't take long, for this
I had waited for
Starting out slow making you
scream for more
It wasn't a minute or two
before you were thrust off
the bed
You were trying to get away
from the hold that I had
Oh, but I did not release you
from my grip
I kept riding you harder, as I
was grinding with my hip
I rode you around like
I was pushing a cart
I couldn't stop myself-
I wanted to rip you apart
You were screaming in pain
and begging me to stop
When you started crying
I just gave that ass a pop
You deserved the worst
painful fu*king of your life
For stealing our child from
ME, YOUR WIFE
Now that life is over and we've
moved on
Still, I love that pure revenge and
I don't feel wrong
I know I hurt you, cause the
next time we met
I asked you which one you
wanted to get
You said "not this time",
"that's okay"
With a frightened look
and not much else to say
HaHaHa, you freaking fu*k
I wish you and your ass a
lot of luck
But next time you would like
the ass fu*king of your life
Don't forget to call the
master, your ex-wife
Author notes
OPTION FOUR...
Is this okay? Did I cross any lines? Boundaries?
Written January 29th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Funny Poetry!!! by KnightOfTheRose.
315 points, ended April 21, 2007, 41 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Bad Poetry by Bapudi.
400 points, ended June 20, 2007, 19 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - if you don't laugh at yourself, others will be glad to do it for you by a tragic end.
320 points, ended August 16, 2007, 7 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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Ha ha ha indeed! I have to say, this was definitely a different spin on the anger! Nothing like a bit of good-old-fashioned sodomy to... er, RECTify the situation, no?
Thanks for your refreshing take on the topic! Well done, and good luck! -
Do I sense some angry in this poem..WOW!!!It's your favorite cousin. You know thinking of the details expressed in this passage is really funny to know you actually got something out of this. Men suck!!!!!
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This was an evil way for me to get back at him, but he asked for it!!! I only gave him waht he asked for....right?
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brilliantly bad!
I love it! This is perfect, and it fits into two or three of my categories. Love poem, gothic, pornographic, and lots of forced rhymes. You are a genius.
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wow that was funny! keep up the good work I really enjoyed reading this!!!great job!!!! "I'm laughing your ass off--(don't read kayleigh)" I Love that title It made me laugh my ass off!
I Loved the background you chose to! excellent work and the best of luck in my contest!!!
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Not very erotic. Not very amusing. I was greatly disappointed in this read. Humour is very difficult to pull off well. So is erotica.
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TOTALLY WON OVER A+
At first I thought it was erotica! lol. It almost made me horney for a minute. Then i realized that it was using sex as a weapon of pain! lol. I loved it so much. Your anger and frustration was really expressed. Your passion to hurt this person was clearly very well described and your cursing was acceptable and not overdone. It also rhymed! Very Good! LOVED IT! Ahhh sweet revenge. lol
~Jessica
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Another very tasty entry to my perverted poem contest. You clearly are a very tasteless person s I shall be perverse too and applaud you for it. Thank you for entering - you have a chance I would say.
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This is the first piece I clicked on to read today...almost makes me think I should be turning on all the lights and hiding under the covers...no wait...better stay clear of the bedroom...lol
You wrote this with such conviction of your emotions, very well done.
I wish you much happiness in the future...there is life after divorce and if you allow it...a happy life!
Best of wishes to you dear,
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TOTALLY AWESOME
LOL! OH MY GOSH! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST DAMN THING I HAVE EVER READ!!!! That is great! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL! Oh, that ass deserved it! You are SO AWESOME! I love your sense of humor. You gotta share this one with Misty..she'll flip! -
thanks for your comment. yeah, no matter what, it makes me smile that evil little smile, when I remember!!
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i fucking love this poem!!!
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omg lol i love that that is funny lol, very good, and sweet revenge lol
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wtchrpr4.0
acytra;
Definately adult, not sure about the humor. Guess it all depends on who's zoomin who. Did appreciate all the detail, you have a keen perception for relevancy. Good choice of toys, good choice of positions. All in all, a very provocative read. -
Wow, you have a way with words thats for sure! No I dont think you crossed any lines or boundaries, you cant really hold boundaries to the way you feel and how you put it down on paper/computer. I think its a great write. but i agree with scarleto that is more of angst than adult humor but i can see the humor in it. its a great write, congrats!
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I think that adult humor is blocked from children, I think. Do you know? I have a neice that is 9 and she is a member, but I am not wanting her to read this, of course. Anyway, I know if I dont' want her to read it, I shouldn't write it, but sometimes I just can't help myself.
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Very expressive words with much heated pain. I would not call this Adult humor, more like Angst.
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