lonely ladies

where to start?? well I’ve been in a mental institution pretty much my whole life, due to the fact that I have psychotic outbursts where I stab people in the eye with any sharp object I can find, but the doc says I’m doing better. the number of staff getting injured from my episodes this year was very little. only 3 went blind. So they let me out of the funny farm. I’m pretty much under house arrest, cant go anywhere without my mommy’s constant supervision. that’s only because I had a few too many lobotomies while I was there. Thanks to doc and the good ole staff at the nut house, cranking up the electricity, I am now clinically retarded. a durka DURKA DURRRRR!!!

so what I'm looking for is a guy who can compensate with my many personalities.
merble is just the sweetest, she loves flicking her boogers, and eating dog food.
cinderella...loves horror movies and sharp objects.
shirley...loves moonlit walks and pop-tarts, and yelling obscene things to elderly people.
and finally ME, i smoke like a chimney, and I'm a walking STD.

but don't worry you'll get to meet all of us...

sincerely,
psycho lady