My Strange Little Kitty

my strange little kitty is different from yours
he's bigger, fluffier, and has energy galore
he runs up the stairs all the way to my room
then goes back down and makes a sound like "VROOM!"

my strange little kitty is funnier than yours
he sleeps on his back and purrs much more
he'll lie on my bed, knead the blankets
then sleep till morning on my leg until I yank it!

my strange little kitty is stupider than yours
he'll hear the TV and fall to the floor
while he stares at the screen thinking "what is that thing?"
a new scene will appear and he's gone before you can say "baling!"

my strange little kitty is not like yours at all
in fact, he's a fluffy 2 year old fur ball!
he's been with me for 2 Christmas's and birthdays
and knows he's going on his third round. Let's all cheer "HOORAY!"

I will admit when I say this
I have a strange cat, but the fact is
I love him too much to start thinking he's a freak
‘cause when we’re together, we’re as cute as can be!