I badly want a bad trophy
Good trophies are too good
But bad trophies are... bad
Which is exactly why I want it
So now I ask you badly
If you can be bad like me
And give me the bad trophy
That I badly seek after
If I get down on two knees
And off to do your chores
Would you possibly consider
Giving me that bad trophy?
What if I start to cry
Tears and snot streaming down my face
Would that make you see
How badly I want the trophy?
What I pull out my gun (if I had one)
And threaten to shoot you...
In your big toe, that is
Would that get me the trophy?
Josh, either you can slowly hand over the trophy
Or I’ll be forced to steal the bad thing from you
The decision is yours to make; however,
Please don’t take too long to decide.
I’m very bad when I have to badly wait to get my bad trophy.
Author notes
Jesus rocks my socks off! 
Commented On: allpoetry.com/Poem/1781734
This is pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever written. 
But then again, most of my jokes are pretty dumb, so maybe someone will think this is funny.
No penguins were killed in the making of this poem.
Written January 25th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- How bad do you want a trophy? by josh-13.
300 points, ended February 14, 2006, 10 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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i am reading your poems,but i don't feel like commenting..except this one cause it just made me laugh too much Lol it was so dumb that it was funny.
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I love the "No penguins were killed in the making of this poem." This is hilarious. I love it. That just made my day. I guess laughing does work, huh?
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This is funny!
I'm just sorry it took me
so long to read your work!
Cathy -
This is really funny.. LOL...
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YAY I said I wanted you to win and you did...see I'm good luck
Congratulations! -
congratulations on Gold!
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HAHA GO MUSHY!!! Love the poem Tim it's funny!! It reminds me of my boyfriends brother JK it doens't LOL KEEP uP the GOOD WORK!!
~Dsgirlie~
*Dreema* -
nice poem! i love the use of the word bad, it's just everyone, but in no way repetitive! that had to have been hard to do! funny topic, too! good luck in your contest, you've got a winner here!
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Very funny Tim I want a bad trophy too!!! If you get one I'm going to be so bad I'll get a better bad trophy then you will!!Well anyways nice poem as usual^^ keep it up my friend to keep other spirits high!!
God Bless,
Russ` -
good...if a penguin was killed id hav to go and punish u for it... and we all no im the violent kind hoo nos how to torchure... right....????? lol
mouahaha so i think u wants a trophy eh? hehe
nice man... good luck,... like to c that... on two knees? hehe
mushy -
Wow that was good, I want you to win, you seem to have a better handle on how much you want it, lol. Hope you do well in the contest, that was some funny stuff right there, made me laugh right out loud. (s)
God Bless
Suppressed Love---- -
awww that was cute! good luck in the contest.....sorry for not writting a lot, but I'm like really tiered so ya......just know that I thought it was great!
~*Chelsea*~ -
hahahaha that was funny!!!!!!! and in that have the bad "bunny" hehehehe keep up the awesome poetry!!!!!!!!!!!
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I really liked this, because you want the bad trophy, only because it's bad. I love rebels, so I want you to win.
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i love it how cute
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