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What A Friend

He helps me do some work a round the house
He helps me when I need money
He helps me when I need a babysitter
What a friend
He would take my kids for ice cream
He would give them birthday presents
He would go all out and buy stuff for no reason
What a friend
He had sex with my wife
He took her out to eat
He did this while I was out of town
What a friend
He told me himself what he done
He looked me in the eyes
He had the nerve
What a friend
I kicked his ass
I beat the living crap out of him
He want have sex for a while
I gave him a Prince Albert with my deer knife
I'm a good friend

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Written January 23rd, 2006

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  • candyecane2002
    January 24, 2006
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    LMAO!!!! OMG KENDLE! You are hilarious!!! OMG KEEP IT UP!!!