Me, 19, PMS, pref 19-ish, likes drowning kittens, nailing puppies to trees, handing out coathangers. Own hatchet essential. Free to good home, don't even have to take all of him.
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Some of it is sick, all of it is sick. Well, I find it funny so that's what counts I suppose. If you don't get the coathanger thing, don't ask cause I don't want to explain.
Written January 23rd, 2006
A contest entry
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350 points, ended February 23, 2006, 18 entries
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...right...
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I'm still failing to see how the last part is endearing, but I'll be sure to use it as a chat-up line sometime, seems to work in text. Just kidding.
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Oh, gee, a coat hanger? That's terrible, I can be demented sometimes but that's just downright brutal!
Of course, though, twisted humor is a good thing when a person has the stomach for it. I don't right now, but I do have to agree with Jo tht the last part of this is a little endearing. It might be enough to land some equally demented person your way... 
... well, anyway. Thank you for entering the contest, and the best of luck to you.
Many blessings,
Raven Aurora
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Hahahah! That's made my day Jo. Thanks for the comment and thanks for making me laugh too.
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it is so horrible as to be so funny, and I won't even ask about the coathanger thing. the "free to good home, blah blah blah" was just too endearing. gosh, if it weren't for the kittens and pups, I'd be grabbing you up!
Jo
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