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Animal Sex (Video)

Animal sex a Folk Tale

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Written January 20th, 2006

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  • rufina caraid gold member
    February 19, 2006
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    Back in the 60's the Karl Denver rio recorded this record about the Lion - somehow I do't think this is how they intended it to be used - too bad their loss. It fits perfectly - your voice range is incredible and very funny. You clever Aussie you!

    Von


  • Starhiker
    February 16, 2006
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    In the jungle, the sleepless jungle, the lion ... Um, no, better stop there. Brilliant audio poem! I loved the music and sound effects, and the story was brilliant. Sounded like an R-rated myth. You are truely a master of this sort of audio poems, and imagine, this was your first! You have my appluse (again), and I give you a standing ovation (again)! BRAVO!! Jim


  • J Rhys Davies
    February 1, 2006
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    Oh my gosh! I am so glad that you told me about this one. I was grinning from ear to ear listening to this. I love the whole darn thing. Yu are such a hoot my friend. I dig it!

    ~ John


  • Lencio Rodrigues
    January 26, 2006
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    Thanks for sending me this file. Lol!!! first of all its good to listen to your voice - the real one! , now coming to the rest of the audio, you had me laughing throughout till the end. Wonderfully done!!! I listened to it quite a few times now and have saved it to my hard disk. I am sure you must have been really great during your school and college days!!! Like th e song you chose for the background, its all so very hillarious and wonderful!!!
    Bravo twin!!!

    Lencio


  • -LilacThOughts- gold member
    January 24, 2006
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    extremely funny

    Gosh I have had you on my favourites list and never realised...today I took a stroll to come over and see what you are about...

    To start with I love your voice, a real pleasure to listen to...I listened to some other audios on your list b4 listening to this one, your voice is charismatic and always well timed to fit the bg music...

    I found this poem to be extremely funny and had to listen a few times, I don't think I could ever get bored with it...I realise now, why you are on my fav list, because you have a gift, a talent and I'm sorry not to have been reading your work, but that will change from now on...wonderful poem...take care...~Lilac~


  • Lionslove silver member
    January 23, 2006
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    Creatively Brilliant!!

    Brilliant!! I love this. I am a musician, so audio works for me. But, this isn't about me, this is about you and your work. Not only did u come up with a wonderful poetic/story spin - you've chosen to deliver in a unique format, well spoken. Nice balance between bg music and vocal track. (btw, would u mind, should you ever be so inclined, to tell me what u used for the recording of this voice from mike to mixer to midi prog on comp? - is this an apple creation?) anyway...i stray, again. Wonderful work...i was reticent on clicking on it because i didn't want some god-awful, hardcore pornographic recording. Delightfully, i find what could almost be a childrens story.....in it's feel. Beautiful feel, btw. Thanks for sharing all this hard work. Great story line too. (Loved that last line...."the natives are restless"...."they'll stop struggling soon"(smiling and chuckling) Well done. I'm going to bookmark, add u to my favs and return asap. atb, dl4u
    Edited on Jan 23, 9:39 because 'wanted to add....'.


  • Magic Bullet
    January 23, 2006
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    Great, I'm at work. I linked to the page, a customer came in while it downloaded then it started as I was giving the customer some friendly impartial advice.

    There's a very startled old women walking about Glasgow right now.


  • Touchof1der silver member
    January 23, 2006
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    I just love the voice projections and the way you delivered this hilarious and entertaining poem. You excel at this sound poetry and it's always a pleasure to hear you recite something. Thanks for the giggles and the laughter, it's a much appreciated gift.
    ♥ Touchof1der

  • Lencio Rodrigues
    January 23, 2006
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    Damn this place, it doesnt work here in the GCC, the site seems to be blocked, and I stupidly clicked on the featured items and wasted your points!!!

    But I will applaud this for nothing I really dont know what all this is about. Have you ever felt how the hearing impaired feel?

    Lencio


  • Celticmoon
    January 23, 2006
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    OK I finally made it back to leave my coment.....lol
    I took a look at this piece a few days ago but everytime I went to leave a comment all hell broke loose in my house and I had to run so now I'm back

    In all honesty, I loved this piece. I loved the content, the way you handle the subject matter, the tone of the entire piece, the humor of it all, it's just superb!

    It was a pleasure to hear your voice and be able to put it to your name. I found this piece very comical and interesting to say the least


    Bravo!



    Blessings
    celticmoon


  • Rhynoceros
    January 23, 2006
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    haha... loved it... funny... musta took time to construct... well done


  • Anna Emkah
    January 22, 2006
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    Paul, one called you a nutcase...oh oh oh.... I think this was great. I must admit that I could not understand every word well (you talked fast - at least for me) but the tape was great. I like the music in the background and the changing of voices. That was very well done. My compliments. Anna.


  • Dreamweaver silver member
    January 21, 2006
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    BRILLIANT!


    Only an Aussie could come up with this one!
    Brilliantly written and presented Paul!
    You have this audio business down to a fine art.
    Most impressive, my friend.
    Hope all is well,
    Take care,
    Sammy


  • Stardust100
    January 21, 2006
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    didn't work here


  • galfalfa gold member
    January 21, 2006
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    LOL..you're such a nutcase - i think you may quit your day job and go into theatre Loved it..still giggling here.


  • ebaby
    January 20, 2006
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    awe it didnt work for me....


  • NurseChilly gold member
    January 20, 2006
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    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

    Best laugh.. I've had all bloody day...

    hahahahhaha

    yes.. yes

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