Hello Punk; I am a cat
I don't like punks at all
I'll cook you in my stew with rat
And sell it at the mall
I make Tiki's Gourmet Cat Food
Loved by one and all
I'll use road kill and you, too, dude
Cause I've got the gall
I understand that you write
With a pen and ink
I'll do this stew up just right
I'll mix in ink in my sink
Ink in Tiki's Gourmet Cat Food
Will add an extra taste
Thanks to you, you sassy dude
Nothing goes to waste
Tiki Cat
BUY MY CAT FOOD
"Preferred by Humans Over Pig Vomit"
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Taste of Ink
Written January 20th, 2006
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Hey this is great!! I ran into a few contenders for additives to the stew. . . I found them sitting on the corner in town harrassing the little girls that walked by. Think I should have given them a shove into the river?? I like you cattitude dude!
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Are you being mean Again???
I thought Ellis teach you some lessons.
Anyhow This is too cute to miss.
Treat Ellis little better after all he spent his money on you, to buy Tiki Cat food reciepts.
Be good now
Wish you the best
dreamer -
haha, this was really good. I really enjoyed it. thank you so much for entering my contest, good luck
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Tooo Much!!!
Just who's being sassy here
! Toooo cute! Fast moving, direct and lots of attitude. I think Tiki is as good as Garfield anytime Great entry, good luck in the contest!
BTW, as the wife of a former Hog Farmer the last line is, oh, so true!!!
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