Naughty Marietta walked into the room. All heads turned. She looked stunning. Normally she wore just ordinary clothes, but she had made an effort this time, as it was the mayor's cocktail party.
Naughty Marietta usually wore quite short little pink satin dresses, little frilly girlie numbers which revealed her lovely thighs, dresses to tease the town's voyeurs and Peeping Toms, and maybe no knickers. But tonight she was sophisticated and elegant. The men's jaws dropped and they drooled uncontrollably onto the mayor's new Axminster carpet.
Marietta was wearing her new little black dress. It was cut daringly low at the front and (with a little bit of skill) you could see her nipples protruding over the top. At the back it soared down to her natal cleft and you could practically smell what she had eaten for breakfast.
The skirt was so short that, even standing up, 75% of her buttocks were exposed when she bent down to pat the mayor's ugly Pekinese puppy, Federico. And the front of her skirt was carefully hiked up so as to expose the pouch of her thong, with a couple of dozen stray pubic hairs hanging out each side.
The local Roman Catholic priest, Father Tucker, got such a big erection that he had to nip out to the mayoral lavvy and give himself a quick one off the wrist. He spilled some religious sperm on his cassock but never noticed, so excited was he at the image of Naughty Marietta which burned in his cortex.
The mayor's wife, the spectacularly ugly Mrs Haggletooth, was so annoyed that Naughty Marietta had upstaged her that she spat a mouthful of alcoholic phlegm at her. It missed and landed on her crippled mother, who fell out of her wheelchair with surprise.
Victor the Voyeur was entranced by the sight of his heroine but his artificial leg was giving him gyp that day so he was unable to get sufficiently excited to obtain a reliable stiffy for long enough to allow him to go for a hot climax.
But Naughty Marietta was oblivious to all these sad goings on. She was so proud to be seen wearing her new black dress. The one she had borrowed from her father. He would not be needing it for some time as he was just beginning another two year stretch for child abuse.
Author notes
This is the 5th of the "Naughty Marietta" stories. Please read the others, beginning with www.allpoetry.com/story/1687492 .
Written January 15th, 2006
In a list
A contest entry
- Satires of Circumstance by A60sMan.
600 points, ended November 18, 2007, 14 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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nice words great poem I like how you carried the dress making it sound so enticing
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Please remove this story from my contest. I've clearly stated that the contest is for poems. This piece is far from having any poetic elements. Thank you.
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nice
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To "Ashlii etc etc"
Nice name, dear.
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Dear Imp, Perhaps you have a deficient sense of humour? Or just a less whimsical one than moi? Perhaps you just don't understand irony? And in what sense "pathetic"? Do you mean sad/tragic (as in Tchaikovsky's 6th)? Or do you mean "pathetic" in its misused term, i.e. poor?
I look forward to your elucidations. Do try another tale of Naughty Marietta. If you missed the previous ones then you possibly wouldn't get the illusions.
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I'm not terribly sure why people are saying this is so funny... It's pathetic.
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more pls we need more with some sex this time pls!
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happy clappy
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that is definitly awesomely strange ms. strangelove...you have a flare for the unique and disturbing, but it's always humerous and attention nabbing no matter what the subject....i wish i had your knack for the strange
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This is wild. What an imagination. It was filled with imagery.
Yes. I think it is quite clever for a writer. Shancy. -
Tsk tsk tsk! Naughty naughty naughty! Very creative and well written. What was your crazy inspiration for this poem? I'd like to experience what you did and write out something as good as this. Great!
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Weird, funny, and creative. Nice story, but definitely not for kids!
And don't worry about Ocerus- some people just don't get kicks out of your pieces, and some don't like mine. Keep writing and keep on keepin' on!
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Dear Ocerus:
A story with "normal, well-adjusted characters" would be pretty uninteresting in under a thousand words. This is why most short stories on AP are boring. I don't do boring. This story is SUPPOSED to be amusing. Sadly you didn't know that. No matter, some people thought Christ was the saviour.
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I'm not sure if this is supposed to be disgusting or just came out that way. I'm guessing it's supposed to be funny, with the strange names and sterotyped descriptions and characteristics. If it's supposed to be funny, I'm afraid it didn't work for me - not that means anything, obviously. You just can't reach everybody. But this one just didn't work for me at all, I'm sorry to say. The thing of it is, this work is so full of reprehensable characters that it just doesn't work for me. I think you need some realistic, normal, well-adjusted characters here as well. Otherewise it's just too fantastic to be believed.
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What does "anyways" mean? More than one "anyway" ????
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Dear CGZ: your first suggestion is crap. But the 2nd......now there's an excellent idea! NM goes to a pub near a barracks, she goes to the toilet and meets a female soldier.....yes I can see it! I know you weren't happy about my dedicating a previous Marietta story to you in case some of your less intelligent friends thought you were a voyeur, but surely I can dedicate "Naughty Marietta In The Ladies Toilet" to you................ say YES! Or else I shall dedicate it to "a naughty Southern Kosher Gentleman"..................
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Wishing he'd not got off the wagon
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Oh my. I have to "digest" that load. Ummm... ha ha.
[May i suggest you have Naughty Marietta visit Parliament? Or perhaps the Barracks of Her Magesty's Buckingham Palace Guards?] -
my dear edna... like someone said above this was nearly a short story, but you did live up to you writing style. this was preversely provocative and your satire swiped at so many different issues. you are creative and naught, and this was well thought through. image and visions
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Excellent, I have never read about little Marietta before but will now look up your other stories...can't wait to read em!!!
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You are so bad. lol. But, as always, funny as hell. The whole part about the priest had me rolling, laughing so loud, my husband was looking at me like I'd lost it (moreso than usual, of course).
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You are very correct, it is a short story, and a very good one as well!
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It's not "more of a short story of sorts". It actually IS a short story (of sorts) and a very short one as well.
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lovely
Although this is more of a short story of sorts your writing style becomes addicting. I will read more in the future and leave long rants because that is what i do best, long impecable rants, they are important, they make the world go around.
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At the back it soared down to her natal cleft and you could practically smell what she had eaten for breakfast. That is possibly the most disgusting line I have ever read of yours, so that is to say ever read. I am suprised Father Tucker didn't manage a second coming.
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I love Naughty Marietta (in a completly non-threatening asexual way of course), and I think her dress sounds very sophisticated and elegant indeed - it's a shame she had to borrow it from her father though, when will she get the chance to buy her very own collection of tasteful clothing for mayoral occasions?
Perhaps she could embark on an exciting shopping trip at some point? Just a thought.
LB
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Naughty but Nice
Oh,that naughty child.One has to wonder does she really mean to tease or is it just girlish innocence?Anyway,I really believe that a little black dress is essential to one's wardrobe.Roman Catholic Priests are either having it off with choir boys or getting themselves all worked up over a little pubic hair.Pity Victor wasn't up to it as this is usually something that really thrills him.How charmingly sweet of that little old crippled lady to fall out of her wheelchair all because of an alcoholic spitting at her.Sounds like everyone had loads of fun.Wish I were invited to a few like that,everything I go to is oh so tedious.
Look forward to further fun and games with Naughty Marietta,such a darling child.
Great stuff.Buff
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