Gospel of St. Bob part II (The next bit).

The morning after the penultimate supper about 3 days before Christmas
(1)
And once more the disciples gathered
And the Lord's countenance shone down upon them
And their hangovers were cured, all but Judas
And Jesus spoke thus 'It shall be my birthday soon, what shalt thou buy me?'
And Judas said 'I always thought you were born six months after John the baptist'
And Jesus said 'No, thats my real birthday, this is my official birthday'
And Judas said 'Well you havent worn the tie pin I bought you last year yet'
And Jesus said 'Thats because it has a "I heart Pontius Pilate" motif on it'
And Judas did sulk
(2)
And the disciples did sit in a circle
And Eduardo the Mexican disciple did steal a fat joint from the bag of Judas
And the herb was passed round
And the disciples did chill
And a passing shepherd did speak to Jesus
And the shepherd did say 'Excuse me Lord, but I was wondering, after what Judas got up to with my sheep last night, is he going to marry any of them?'
And Judas did sulk
(3)
And the disciples did have an afternoon nap
And Judas did not
And Judas went to the field
And there Judas did see many familiar sheep
And Judas said 'Sorry, its over. Do not feel bad sheep, its not EWE its me'
And Judas left the field
And Judas paid 30 pieces of silver to the shepherd as compensation
And Judas did sulk
(4)
And Judas did go to Ponius Pilate
And Judas did apply for a cash loan
And Pontius Pilate said 'If it isnt paid back in 3 months Im sending the boys round!'
And Judas agreed
And Judas did sulk