Digging in a dealers garden
Found a little sack
Now that fluffy little dude
Is hooked on evil crack
Hanging round the park
Looking for a score
He just cant get enough of it
Freebasing more and more
All the lady squrrels
whoring on the streets
Trying to tempt a pervert
To pay for their nasty treats
Nutkins went to rehab
To free him from its grip
While Mrs Nutkins sold his clothes
To pay for one last trip
Now the problem is much worse
Deformed baby squirrels are born
All because some dumbass
Buried crack under his lawn!
Author notes
This is a REAL problem. In London squirrels have been digging up bags of crack from dealers gardens (the dealers stash it there to hide it from police raids) and are now addicted. Apparently the problem is much worse in New York. Some of the squirrels have become aggressive, even attacking innocent people who try to feed them.
Written January 13th, 2006
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crack tastic
fantastic thats what happend to my stash that damn squirrli awsome write fantastic -
This is a REAL problem. In London squirrels have been digging up bags of crack from dealers gardens (the dealers stash it there to hide it from police raids) and are now addicted. Apparently the problem is much worse in New York. Some of the squirrels have become aggressive, even attacking innocent people who try to feed them.
You think that is bad you should see em on moonshine baby. They think they are might mouse or something LOL! Ok this was funny but seriously a new york squirel was born with that attack attitude exspecially if they grew up in the hood. I give you an applause because you made me laugh! -
Wow... now, while that was one extremely humorous poem, one stops laughing when they read your author's note... what an unbelievable problem, ya know?
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I wanted to laugh until I read that this is seriously a problem. I love animals and that is awful. :-/ Stupid crackdealers.
As for the poem, it's got a great rhythm and rhyme to it. Humorous way to present such a sad problem.
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