Oh my poor friend
driven to insanity
the horrid results
of a strange inhumanity
Your eyes have become squares
from watching DVD teachers
you have developed a scarry possesion
that resembles a leech's
(What the heck rhymes with 'teachers'?!)
you have exhausted all videos
movies and such
you wish for friends from school
all you want is company for lunch
you have chased your brother
you have chased your cat
I think you might be crazy
have you ever considered that?
but don't worry my close friend
be at rest my dear Kim
you can say goodbye to Obi-wan
you won't need to talk to him
for a gift i will get you
that is both white and black
no, its not a newspaper
what made you think that?
this gift i shall get you
has wings and a tail
he has beady little eyes
and is often eaten by whales
I have gotten you a penguin,
oh my friend Kim!
I only ask that "Gary"
is what you will call him
you and the penguiun
shall have lots of fun
make sure he wears his collar
i've already included one
you shall whatch cartoons together
and see the bad guys get beat
you shall clap your hands
and he shall flap his feet
he will waddle after you
from room to room
just make sure he doesn't
get the way of the vaccum
for if that should happen
poor Gary would be dead
i shall be very angry
and will hit you over the head
so take care of your new friend
and always have fun
this is my solution to your problem
now my poem is done.
Author notes
This poem is for my friend Kim, ( aka- phantomonica and Kailani)
She is under a sort of house arrest due to her choice of homeschooling through highschool. I saw that cloudreamer had written something for her, so i thought that i would too.
Enjoy!
Written January 11th, 2006
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I could if I would Elizabeth...but alas, Gary has gotten lost in the snail mail...
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why, thank you, eusebius. i wrote this late at night... can't you tell?
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Bravo!
Funny, funny stuff here! Bravo! -
All of my fiends are insane.
This fact pounds my brain.
And soon I too will be the same.
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lol... That is just hilarious!!! Why don't you ever think of buying me a penguin Steph?! that hurts... ... anyways... (What the heck rhymes with teachers?)
bleachers
preachers
and...
woah...
good question... -
that was awesome!!! i thought that rocked!! poor Kim. sorry Kailani!!!!! you will have a new friend though. neways, great poem. it really made me laugh my head off!! (there it goes...
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Oh my gosh I'm dying of laughter make it sto-
Thanks a lot Steph...now I know what you REALLY think of me!! Just kiddn'! I'm so not saying goodbye to Obi-Wan. MAKE ME!!! I will accept the penguin though. One more friend to add to my collection.
MUHAHAHA!!!
Edited on May 09, 5:47 p.m. because 'I forgot the maniacal laughter!!!'.
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