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The Answer to WORLD PEACE by Tiki

Human beings are the problem
All your troubles are your fault
The reason you don't ever solve them
Is because you all aren't caught

All human beings should be locked up
For the pain you bring the planet
All you do makes us cats gulp
You'll screw up we take for granted

You human beings cause all the trouble
The problem is people it is true
The quality of life on earth would double
If we didn't have to put up with you

Tiki Cat

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Written January 11th, 2006

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  • Sandal
    November 10, 2008

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    clever kitty

    This is really true, "All your troubles are your fault". In hindsight I realized that all the problems of my life happened because of my laziness or ignorance or my big mouth. The current problems of war, famine, and pollution are our collective fault.
    Tiki-cat's solution of locking us up is not altogether workable; and now that Pandora's box has let out 6 billion of us, we can't all get back in. Maybe there is a constant proportion of geniuses, and a few million are working on innovations to solve the "human problem".


  • thewriterwithin
    April 18, 2006
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    Haha, wow. This is an impressive piece of writing here. Written by a cats point o view? It made me laugh, and ponder, if Tiki is correct or not! haha, well done job

    Take Care,
    Jasmine


  • shuggie
    March 31, 2006
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    impressive

    I was hooked totally on your whole list and I'm well impressed I thought while I was reading it how much we've been reading off the same page your a really talented writer and you use it in a good way it's our gift we have with words to find some way to get through to the masses as we my friend are the minority a friend of mine here on A.P featured her poem about the vietnam warout of sixteen clicks four or five commented I'm glad you let me read your work.Thanks Shug


  • dreamer wind
    March 2, 2006
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    So true and somehow relate to it.
    after all i'm just a human being.
    but i didn't know my cat look at me that way
    after all i'm just a human being.
    Your #1 fan (one day you rule the world call me, my reciept are too good for human too )
    Wish you the best
    dreamer


  • Andy Stephenson
    February 17, 2006
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    I have eight cats, so I can see how they might think this. Hopefully there are a few worthwhile people on the planet. Sometimes I think I can more about cats and other animals than I do people. A cute poem this is with a clear point.

  • Ir.muse
    January 11, 2006
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    lol..a wonderful piece dear friend.I love it.
    Shahrzad

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