Here I sit alone on my little stool
look at my round belly and drool
my mommy said I was really bad
did some things to make her mad.
I drew some pretty hearts of red
with markers all over my bed
then the cat looked really dirty
in the toilet to look real perty.
Ate the dog's lunch a tasty chew
then I gave him mommy's shoe
spilt some milk upon the cat
on the floor it all went splat.
Found scissors and cut my hair
then went potty in my under-ware
my baby brother sure looks neat
with pink toenails on his feet
Too much candy, my belly ached
messing leaves that were raked
no bedtime story for me or you
pages all stuck with super glue
I learned my lesson to be good
from now on do what I should
there's a frog ,now let me think
I'll put water in the kitchen sink.
Author notes
Raising three children I have expieienced alot of funny and not so things my little darlings have gotten into.
Written January 9th, 2006
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this is brilliant and cute!! this deserves a gold trophy!!! -slick99
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Great poem
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This is brilliant... very worth of gold......... well done
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ok, this one has me rolling ont he floor....do i ever relate tot he works of it. Seven kids of mine have done one of these at least once. LOLOlroflmbooooooooooooooooo!
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Excellent
This, is just precious..I love it ..It is so cute, and makes me smile..I just love this write..
Excellent!
God bless,
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Hello Sandy this was a cute funny write......reminds me of my son Drew who is soon to be 3
That kid gets into everything and does everything! Your poem was wonderful, rhyme and floe excellent and with the humor within combined a trul great write.....have a beautiful day , Ken IBT
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The truth be told of the little hellions that drive us nuts. By the sounds of it here, you had a few tame ones on your trip down parenthood's road. Very Cute Sandy - thanks for sharing!!
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terrific and oh so cute!!!
Hi Sandy...lol Very cute, very..lol I have to admit I have been there and still am at times, just bigger and better things now..lol Great write my friend, thanks for returning the smile! !!!Good luck in the contest and I also have someone to share this with!!! (Ken)lol Linda 
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SHAME, SHAME !
What is this about "cat looked dirty -
Got in the toilet to look real pretty"?
No cat is that dumb I know.
Saying that don't make it so!
Then you come along after that
"spilt some milk upon the cat
on the floor it all went splat."
Why do you write stuff like that?
We cats must straighten you out.
This kind of thing we can't allow.
No one puts cats down like that.
You better take all of that back!
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Lol This was awesome. Achild mind you have caputered just so perfect. Kind of reminds me of when i was a kid getting into everything. A wonderful write mom.
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lol this is soo great mom!!! the rhyming is beautifula nd it puts a smile on my face, little kids are tough..just babysittign has shown me that, and they sure are curious..but I still can't wait till I'm married to have some of my own...mom this is a beautiful pictrue, the words you use...make it seem kjust as though a child were saying it...beautiful!
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This made me laugh a lot! LOL I forgot how much trouble we got into as kids this is a wonderful write. i love it. the part that definetely reminded me of my childhood was:
"Found scissors and cut my hair
then went potty in my under-ware
my baby brother sure looks neat
with pink toenails on his feet"
that definetly tickled my funnybone. great write Mom good luck in the contest!
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awwww!! lol this sounds like things that i have done when i was a baby and i LOVE the picture you used for it! the baby is so cute! this poem kept me smiling through the entire thing. great piece and good luck in the contest!
~Arachne
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That picture is adorable, you really created a fantastic poem to go with it. Not being a mother myself I think you helped me live vicariously through your experiences!
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This is great! I am going to share it with some friends.
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Hah! Sounds like me.^^ The best of us never learn life's simple lessons.
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Precious
Absolutely precious!! This is the cutest poem I have read in ages!! -
Adorable and awesome.
Oh my gosh, this is the most adorable thing I have ever read. I actually want to print it and share it with a friend. This is adorable and should be turned into a children's book with illustrations. Think out it...it would be great and I would buy a copy for sure. Outstanding!
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