If you haven’t heard of me
I wouldn’t be surprised
I bet you know my relatives
Their names will never die
My mother is a saint
And my brother is a god
But all I am is jesus’ brother bob
Jesus’ brother bob, jesus’ brother bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I’d been born just a little sooner
I’d be more than the brother of God junior
I have to take the ferry
To cross the galilee
But not my brother
No not him
He walks across for free
I finally get to work
’bout a quarter after nine
Already he’s turning water into wine
Jesus’ brother bob, jesus’ brother bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I’d been born just a little sooner
I’d be more than the brother of God junior
One day when I was home
I heard a mighty r oar
There were a thousand people
Right outside the door
Help us, jesus, help us!
Came the cheering from the mob
But then they got a look at me
Oh nuts, it’s only bob
Jesus’ brother bob, jesus’ brother bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I’d been born just a little sooner
I’d be more than the brother of God junior
He died upon the cross
I thought that I was free
Finally people would get to know
Me for me
(hi bob, hi!)
This was my big chance
To finally get ahead
The next thing you know
He’s rising from the dead
Jesus’ brother bob, jesus’ brother bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I’d been born just a little sooner
I’d be more than the brother of God junior
Everybody!
Jesus’ brother bob, jesus’ brother bob
A nobody relative of the son of god
If only I’d been born just a little sooner
I’d be more than the brother of God junior
A-bob
Author notes
i see you know who the arrogant worms, or atleast i think you do by the reference to jesus's brother bob... well i hope you enjoy!! oh and there are 134 rules.... i know i wont win but... i just wanted to show you i know these things 
i would translate it to piglatin but i dont have the patience...
No fRoziN MeeTLuF un a sTiCk
Written January 7th, 2006
A contest entry
- Third Time's the Charm by Long Road Home.
300 points, ended February 6, 2006, 10 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This is Dylan tune yes?
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great
Well deserved Gold - Blaphstastic -
im sorry u take offense to this.... it was only a joke though
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haha I absolutly love this. FUcking amazing! great flow and rhythem, it'll be stuck in my head all day.
-pasti -
Mojo Nixon would be proud.
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Shocked, Amazed, Appalled!
A Christian and Bobite I take offense to this pagan nonsense..Robert Christ was a great man and would never have winged in such a manner...He installed my central heating and its fabulous...He also shares my love for 70's swim caps! -
OMG...amazing
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