Top Secret Message To All Cats
From Tiki, Grand Top Cat of Cats
What drives us poor cats insane?
It's human beings; they're inhumane.
Human nature with its horrors
Will destroy all our tomorrows.
Cats don't have atomic bombs.
We don't learn such from our moms.
To protect us from human beings
We are doping all human's feedings!
They are going to all die off
With their culture at which we scoff.
Freedom for cats will soon emerge,
With no more cars, that human scourge!
We'll be free in streets to run through,
Play our games with cats just like you!
All we cats now just await
Tiki's Cat food on each plate.
Tiki Cat
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Written January 7th, 2006
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Bunk
So -- you really think you can act
That is talent that humans lack
It is cats that are the best
Just forget all the rest!
Tiki Cat -
Snow: Oh no, Tiki cat and his cat army is going to destroy world.
Tiki Cat: Meow (I am Tiki Cat and i come to rule the world. haha.....cough cough... darn this hair ball)
Tiki Cat: Meow Meow (That one does not count. Let's start over, this time with more emotion!!! Got it. Darn this stupid humans)
Snow jump up from her chair that says Actor
Snow: OH NO!! Tiki Cat and his cats army is going to destroy the world..
Tiki Cat: Meow ( that is much better. See you see have hope. Now give me, my cat food 'too good for humans')
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Snow: Ellis where are you Tiki Cat is being bad again..
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Hilarious!
LMAO!!!! You write this while you were locked up in your room? I have soooooo enjoyed reading your poetry! You stay in that room, cuz I'm a little scaredy cat! You are very funny! : Susan -
Kitty Kats you must like
I prefer my dog
NO, His name is not Mike
His name is Snickers dog
He is a shitzsu through and through
Watch out or he will poop on you! -
lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur totally crazy dude!!!!!!!!!!! ur freakin me the f*ck out! lol
ur sooooo kicka$$!!!!!!!!
~me tee hee
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