Tiki Cat hid under the bed
Because of something to her I said:
"Eat the cat food I brought home
That stuff you make has too much bone
Don't want you, cat, dead and gone
From food in which bone is thrown"
Tiki Cat Food will kill the eater
Bone and all goes in her beater
Slenters sharp it will feed her
And all who her foods prefer
So Tiki hid underneath her bed
Would not eat other food instead
But at least Tiki is not dead
She is just touched in the head
Shack is back behind the dresser
He is stubborn, he is, oh Yes Sir
Sorry cat will not come out
His shack is what it's about
Shack's shack, it is falling down
Walls are crumbling all around
I've told Shack to go to town
And see what can be found
To spruce his place up real nice
But he won't take my advice
He just all day mopes around
Wearing a pathetic frozen frown
Fat knows where poontang is at
Fat Cat is a horney cat
Fat is after a lady cat
upon whose tail he sat
Scat chased after a Sewer Rat
He got lost and that was that
Scat is dumb, ain't no fun
and is sought after by no one
Are there any more cats to cover?
I covered Tiki and Fat Cat,
Shack, the poor cat, and Scat Cat.
Don't remember any other.
Ellis
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Written January 7th, 2006
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